Shetland

A group of islands north of Scotland just above Orkney. Not as good and generally just a hilly, heathery shitehole.

Imagine going to Shetland instead of Orkney, that would be worse than a sentence at alcatraz.

by Iebehehskekr October 24, 2018

Turtle Shelling

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.

"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."

by JoPaGeRi.TBC September 11, 2007

shellacked

When you steal something from someone and it's the last of that person's property.

I stumbled upon the rest of Janice's Oreo's. I was so stoned and there were only 8 left so I shellacked them.

by The Word Burglar January 7, 2008

Shetlands

Defecating. Having a poo.

I'm just going to the Shetlands.

Mate, I've been to the Shetlands so much today I must be clocking up bare frequent flyer miles

Often shortened to just 'shetty'

by Fizifty Sizzent October 14, 2007

shellnowerx

slang for the shell company shellwerx whos shells never work: shell-no-werx.

Wow man I can't get over the uptime for this company. They're down 80% of the time. Their name should be Shellnowerx, not Shellwerx.

by rusty shackelfordson October 15, 2005

Shetland

Very windy islands north of Aberdeen

John: Going to shetland in the holidays
Jack: but its windy
John: i ken

by SulphurS16 June 8, 2019

shelean

A bitch who makes everyone's day hell just from being present. She has a lot of people who hate her. It 's a curse to name your child this name.

Shelean is a bitch.

by JSKNATION November 16, 2017