vaginal secretion

that white creamy slippery stuff that makes sex interesting

i thought i had a lot of cum, but it turned out she was leaking from her pussy.

by dickie boy January 21, 2005

Secret Snacks

Glitches and easter eggs that appear or can be found in any video game

Alex Harris spends his time looking on youtube for secret snacks, but he can never do them on Call of Duty 4 when hes playing

by Jesse Furukawa March 21, 2009

Secret Girlfriend

When you date a girl, but you are ashamed to tell your friends about her because she is fat or ugly or something.

ME: "Hey, I really like you, will you date me?"
HER: "Of course!"
ME: "Great, but hey, uhm, could you be my Secret Girlfriend?

HER: Secret Girlfriend?
ME: At least til you lose some weight."

by Erik with a KKKKKKK September 19, 2009

Victoria's Secret

A secret store where you can go and be transformed into a bombshell beauty. Purchase required.

Wow, you look so...different!
"I know, I went to Victoria's Secret and suddenly I was sexy."

by Dropdeadgogo May 4, 2010

secret grumpy

When you go to a more anonymous or out of the way bathroom rather than the one you usually frequent solely to take a dump (grumpy) with more impunity due to intensity, privacy or psychological reasons.

"Hey, I was down on the 15th floor and I caught Jeff coming out of the bathroom, he must have had some bad food for lunch or childhood issues for him to take a secret grumpy."

by Senor Grumpy August 31, 2011

Secret Hoe

A person who is a hoe, but does it to the point that no one knows.

Aye yo Samantha a secret hoe.
Are you sure? She don't be doing anything.

by Queen Jahnae June 17, 2019

Secret Clothes

The wad of plain clothing hidden in your closet that is only worn on Sundays when doing laundry because all your other clothes are dirty.

My friend came over on laundry day, and he caught me in my secret clothes. How embarassing!

by Tassel McFez July 10, 2011