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Scottish

A bunch of Irish Warriors who got lost,and settled north of Hadrians Wall later assimilated lots of blue painted guys(Picts,not smurfs!)
There are two types of people in this world.
1. Scottish.
2. People who want to be.
by Wallace's pet flea August 18, 2006
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Scottish

1. Something or someone originating in Scotland.
2. The Doric, sometimes thought of as a dialect of English but this is incorrect. Germanic, has the same root as English.
NB - This is sometimes taken to mean "someone who drinks whiskey, eats haggis and regularly says 'och aye Jimmy'". This is highly offensive - I'm Scottish, I like haggis, hate whiskey and... well, the words 'och aye Jimmy' were invented for an English music hall!
The frequent Anglo-American misuse.
by Nvok February 16, 2005
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Scrotoid

A small being with the face development of a scrotom, the scrotom like features are most noticable when the subject is happy.
Wow look at Rachel she has a rather scrotom like face, one might go so far as to call her a "scrotoid".
by Jalopadus November 7, 2005
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Scottish Puppy Chow

The distinct taste one gets from eating out a girl's love canal after she hasn't showered since the last leap year. Similar to normal puppy chow, this variety smells slightly of peanut butter and often leaves a white powedery residue on the lucky man's chin.
Man that girl's Scottish Puppy Chow is so tastey I wish I could put it in a bottle and sell it at the local bake-sale!
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 27, 2009
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Scottish Nationalist

A Scot who is not ashamed to stand up and be counted!
A supporter of Full Scottish Independence and as for that Retard Mr flible with his, 'beardy jock' comments,well does that not just show the rest of the world just how Arrogant and Xenophobic they are? I mean everybody Hates England! jusn click on the link and see for yourself!The Sun set on the British Empire a Long Time ago and now it Scotland's time for Autonomy ,eventually they will be all on on their own,as long as they keep Tony Blair we be happy!
I am a Scottish Nationalist and I love My Country also I am not Racist or Xenophobic, I have had many English Friends and Have got no Problem With the English in General I just want Fairness and Freedom.
oh and i don't have a Beard!
by Libertine! July 11, 2006
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scrottox

Scrottox (noun)
Defined as the area directly between the buttox and anus. See also: Scranus, taint, gooch, pud, gnifkin
"Please pinch my scrottox."

"I wiped too fast and too far and now my scrottox is dirty."

"I have no scrottox. My penis is directly connected to my anus."
by R.H.L. February 2, 2004
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