A scroll monkey is a person who spends a bulk of their awake-life scrolling through the feed in their social media accounts, such as Facebook or Instagram.
Person A: What an amazing class/movie/show that was!
Person B: I had no idea. I was on my phone, being a scroll monkey.
Person B: I had no idea. I was on my phone, being a scroll monkey.
by LordRam May 20, 2016
Get the Scroll monkeymug. "My scroll is like...."
"Nobody cares cause you got no scroll."
"Did you see their scroll? Definitely follow them..."
"Nobody cares cause you got no scroll."
"Did you see their scroll? Definitely follow them..."
by pfaffian November 28, 2017
Get the scrollmug. Australian slang : When you do a forward tumble roll while shitting yourself. Like a pencil roll only nastier. Often unplanned.
Did you see that tripper do a tumble roll down the hill? Yeah mate but it went full Vegemite scroll, wasn't pretty.
by Rem_sleep September 30, 2019
Get the vegemite scrollmug. The part of your phone's touch screen (iPhone, Droid) where your finger oils form a patch from frequent scrolling.
Dude I have a nasty scroll patch on my iphone.
At least my Blackberry doesn't have a scroll patch like your Droid.
At least my Blackberry doesn't have a scroll patch like your Droid.
by Nick Muggets April 8, 2010
Get the scroll patchmug. When you scroll too much on YouTube shorts or TikTok, that you no longer scroll for the point of entertainment, but rather because you are addicted to the scrolling motion.
Guys I just caught myself phantom scrolling on LinkedIn shorts. This is a cry for help, someone help me.
by Jitskin March 22, 2025
Get the Phantom Scrollingmug. by asterr_0 March 2, 2024
Get the shed scrollingmug. by BatmanDadadada September 19, 2020
Get the Boom scrollingmug.