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poop scoot 

N: when people like kyle wipe the leftover remnants from betwinxt their buttox from back to front (rump to bump).
kyle: you guys don't wipe back to front?
everyone: no kyle, we're not poop scooters.
Related Words

The Scoot 

Usually happens on the first date and when one party (usually the female) decides that things are not going to their liking and they fabricate a reason to get out of there as fast as they can. In older times, the party might suddenly remember an appointment or meeting that they had to be at in five minutes. Nowadays, the party usually excuse theirself to the bathroom and emerge "talking" on their cell phone, making a claim such as their best friend or close relative was suddenly involved in a terrible accident and they need to leave.
I went out with Karen the other night and the bitch gave me The Scoot.
The Scoot by johnboy9 November 9, 2006

Boot Scoot 

Stealing a girl's shoes & leaving while she's in the bathroom, after a one night stand.
I pulled a Boot Scoot on that skank last night, then parked across the street & watched her leave the motel in her socks.
Boot Scoot by FrontButt! September 14, 2003

Root scoot boogie 

You give her the root, scoot out the door, and boogie to work
Man I was almost late to work tonight, had to do the root scoot boogie.
Root scoot boogie by gr00gz November 11, 2020

Ezra Scoot 

Ezra Scoot is what I am
Ezra Scoot by anonymous February 28, 2022