scruff dive

Giving head and munching a mans private area.

Jill: Did you give him head last night?
Tim: No, I am NOT a scruff diver!
Jill: A scruff diver?
Tim: It is the gay version of muff diving!
Jill: That's what she said...

by Twin5098 March 22, 2008

scuffed

Synonym for "Fucked," used in setting where "Fucked" might come off rude or insensitive.

Person A: "Dude my mother passed away in a terribly gruesome way the other day."
Person B: " Aw man, that's scuffed."

by Dr. Jonson S. Lee March 26, 2019

Schiff for brains

When someone’s bias and ego interfere with their interpretation of true market signal leading to lost opportunities

Peter had Schiff for brains and missed the best asymmetric bet of his live more than a dozen times.

by FF2K January 14, 2021

Scuffed to fuck

Either very excited or very angry.

"Mr. Gomez, I'm scuffed to fuck about this physics grade."

by The Grim Reaper's Secretary August 24, 2017

scuffer

hegmonic power tool of the state.
law enforcer

then this pig scuffer cunt came up and took the milk off me.

by gavin September 27, 2003

Scruff app

compound noun

A social app available both on iPhone and Android devices for gay men from all over the world.

It enables the user to communicate with other gay men, be it bears, furred, uniformed, jocks, geeks etc.

It as has an implemented chat function that allows you to send pictures, you can woof at users that you like and you can see who visited your profile.

Best app for geoexhibitionists, you can check-in at your current location and browse profiles of nearby guys or simply browse globally.

The Scruff app is the largest social gay app on both iPhone AND Android.

by BEARserker January 23, 2011

Mr. Scruffles

A stuffed bunny that lives in my room...

Mr. SCRUFFLES!!!! I told you not to look at me while im jacking off!

by Can 0 S0up October 4, 2008