schmancy

schmancy can be used in a number of different ways, much like the word fuck. schmancy is mainly derogatory in uses such as "you are a schmance", "fucken schmancy", "schmance cock", "what a schmancy" etc. the meaning is similar to fag or pussy and can be used to describe a person or an action that lacks balls.

andrew you are such a fucken schmancy, who the fuck shaves their legs

by omg i am wtf uber October 13, 2006

SCHANTZ

1) Verbal diarrhea

2) A middle aged man that still lives with his parents

3) An instigator of childish, stupid arguments

4) See also douchebag, douche

5) A person who thinks they are "cooler" and "funnier" then they really are.

I was trying to have an intelligent conversation until Matt had to schantz the whole conversation.

by you are not funny March 14, 2007

Schmangle

fucking someone hard in the vagina

I schmangled Taylor so hard!!!

by FuckingTaylorDaily March 16, 2012

dell schanze

To kick an owl or other wildlife while paragliding or paramotoring.

The guy in the paramotor scored a dell schanze. It was worth 2 points.

by Necromantia February 4, 2021

schlang

When something is schlang, it represents itself because it is what it is. No advertising, no pushing, no selling, no looking for it. It just does what it says on the tin. It's there because it can be. Doesn't need to be sold: it sells itself because it is just there. Schlang.

I'm Schlang. Nobody notices me and nobody passes me by. They see me and know that I'm here because I am. I'm Schlang.

by hEll July 12, 2004

schmang

dried spooge! otherwise known as crusty cum

I spoooged in my bed last night and woke up with schmang on my ear

by Brian October 5, 2004

Fancy Schmancy

a high brow word for a comman item:

pate = chopped liver

by Paul Marion January 29, 2004