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schmablicated

An extream State of intoxification
Dude i got so schmablicated last night
by tapoutbeast152 June 9, 2011
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Schram

1. The accumulation of dead skin, lint, detritus and/or smegma found under the foreskin of an unwashed, uncircumcised penis.

2. The tabloid journalist who fits the above description in terms of demeanor, ethics and appearance.
1. He certainly allows a large amount of schram to accumulate in his genital region. Perhaps he should perform his ablutions more thoroughly.

2. I can't believe he would purposefully try to ruin someone's life like that. What a schram.
by Lulu B. August 15, 2012
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schranz

Directly translated into English, "Schranz" is "crap"
What's that schranz lying around there..

May be substituated like

What's that crap lying around there...
by mg2k August 2, 2007
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Brennan Schram

Let's get off to a good start. I used to be friends with Brennan Schram. BEFORE he started dating all the 8th graders while in 9th grade. Let me remind you of a little something here. When in 8th Grade you are more then likely going threw your awkward stage. Desparet pill poppin animal.
Woah! Did you see Brennan Schram w/ that nasty eighth grader?

-Which one? I've seen him with 5 in the last week.
by AYEIHDSLKJ! January 13, 2009
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Schlabaugh

Schlabaugh.
Referring to a cool ass motherfucker with a large penis. Don't fuck with this guy because his lesbian army will fucking throwdown.
Dude. That guys is a total Schlabaugh. I wish I could be like him.
by Dylanschlabaugh. October 17, 2008
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Schlabs

v. Getting one's dick wet

n. The act of penetration, usually oral

Derived from the sound made by a hard cock on a wet set of lips
Bro 1: Did you bag that skeezer last night?

Bro 2: Nah dude, she's a teaser. I didn't even get schlabs!
by schlabmaster69 May 31, 2010
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schrabster

When your uncircumcised penis has not washed in days, it tends to smell light shrimp, crab and lobster…schrabster
I was 3 days into a high school camping trip with many friends and a girl I had always liked. We started to hit it off and she invited me back to her tent. She got naked and started to take off my clothes and when she pulled my penis out she almost puked from the smell and explained that it smelled like a mix of shrimp, crab and lobster. I said “schrabster” ?
by Skin er back March 28, 2022
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