Schmuckle

Someone who insults you and then gives you affection immediately after, so they don’t get slapped.

My boyfriend is a schmuckle.

by Whorehey Jones June 29, 2019

Schmitty

A person who thinks they are very cool. They are cool, but they like to talk about sex...a lot. They are very ghetto.

You talk about sex a lot and are very ghetto, you are such a schmitty.

by boo yeah March 31, 2005

shmuck schmuck

penis. Originally means jewelry in yiddish, hence 'family jewels' and thus 'prick'

the shlamiel is a shmuck

by klidenengro January 30, 2004

schmitz

a person who is so god damn fucking good looking

schmitz

by craig johansen October 21, 2008

Schmuck Fucker

1) One for whom fucks Schmucks

"Person's Name" is a schmuck fucker.

by Davjones January 12, 2009

Schmitt Faced

The term schmitt faced comes from professional football player Owen Schmitt's traditional of slamming his helmet into his face to pump himself up for the game. A local apparel company (Jacknut Apparel) termed his traditional as "Get Schmitt Faced" and slapped it onto a t-shirt to honor Schmitts tradition and to pump Seahawk funs up for the game, drinking, and Owen Schmitt.

Schmitt faced, Drunk, Pumped up,

by Sportsnet2020 October 26, 2009

Schmucking

Dating someone for personal gain when you have no interest in having sex with them or being in a relationship with them.

"You know she is schmucking him for bill money, right?"

"She is always schmucking some unsuspecting dude for free meals!"

by Princs January 8, 2012