Schmoovian

A bearded beatnik fellow resembling Catweasel who listens to smooth FM

That Schmoovian loves playing a little Alexander 'o ' Neal to impress the ladies

by Beanziz October 12, 2011

schmobodon

A clueless schmuck

My boss thinks he's the shit but he's really just king of the schmobodons.

by Littler Lotta January 27, 2012

schmooseoisie

The in-crowd of art groupies that hangs around gallery openings.

To qualify, you must be polished, primped and sufficiently flexuous to do a bit of iPhone texting while holding a conversation, a glass of organic wine, a plate of organic snacks, and a camera - and, at the same time, indulging in some serious shoulder-surfing to check if there's someone further up the social ladder you haven't yet air-kissed, dahling.

The schmooseoisie was out in force at Erin's opening.

by mum61e August 1, 2012

Schmoogle

To ferociously cuddle another human, animal, and/or an inanimate object passionately.

Tyquanda Johnson wished she could schmoogle the life out of Kent Summers, however Kent would rather schmoogle with his lizard.

by Schmoogle August 7, 2015

Schmoogle

A creature from the depth of the sea who hunts chickens with his submarine, which can also fly.

I saw schmoogle in the woods today, we should probably protect our chickens tonight.

by CharlieKippetje April 15, 2018

Schmoot

A stellar moot conquered by someone of a level equal to or slightly less than Cad-Dawg.

Fuck she was bangin' bro, mad rig, bet she had a full blown Schmoot on 'er.

by Cad-Dawg December 15, 2020

Schmoopydoodlemcdangledoop

When a funny thing happens and two people laugh, it's called a schmoopydoodlemcdangledoop so yeah...

*two people laugh at something funny*
"Oh man, that's a schoompydoodlemcdangledoop!"
When a funny thing happens and two people laugh, it's called a schmoopydoodlemcdangledoop so yeah...

by sssssssspoopyer June 14, 2022