Shmiggle

an old man who who uses devices to please himself during his retired, lonely times.

Haha, look at that shmiggle, cant even get none no more.

by non-shmiggle August 15, 2010

schmogging

walking around in the grass with cloggs on

I had this dream and this 87 year old guy was like are you schmogging???????

by Bobby Ruocco May 9, 2007

SchmeggeldÖrf

A synonym for "Fuck" because too many people know no better word to use at Ozzfest.

Welcome to "OZZ-SCHMEGGELDÖRFIN'-FEST!!!!"

by Potter Toews August 5, 2003

schnigglepuffs

uh fuck yo mamma, she is as easy schnigglepuffs. there is no reason to dicrase the page with your smartass antics, you muthaphuckin' pice of shit cum chuggin' whore i hope you suck Adolf Hitler's dick in hell. if you respond to this on this site i will have your family murdered . oh my no such thing as fucking god, god one fucking letter and you go and fuck up the whole goddammed page do relise that i more than likly made some more spelling errors point them out i fucking fuck up your whole life, well i would love to stay and chat but your a total fuck up, bye!
P.S. you still owe me 1,000 dollars




P.P.S. jackass

killing you in your sleep will be as easy as schnigglepuffs.

by Da Money March 13, 2005

Schmigeiggi

the sound that results when a pair of hairy, sweaty, droopy, old person balls slap against eachother.

"my cousin wanted to DJ at the nursing home dance, but the schmigeiggi would have drown the music out anyway."

by laurenxhateyou December 13, 2008

shmiggle

When one is tricked, mislead, or robbed.

Hey holmes, that chico stole my money that i gave him so he can buy me some bud.

Hahaha you got shmiggled. ;)

by Dike Jones October 21, 2008

schmiggleforp

a badass pterodactyl noise you make while driving past pedestrians and people you are racing to scare the f**k out of them

"hey we are about to pass these guys, schmiggleforp them for me, will ya?"

"Pterodactyl noise"

by snowflake14252 April 27, 2010