Schmuck

A name given to the piece of foreskin that is removed from the penis of a Jewish baby upon birth. It is often used as a derogatory term used between Jewish-Americans in the northeast when insulting one's character.

Bar Mitzvah Attendee: Mr. Schwartzenberg was acting like a real Schmuck at Joey's bar mitzvah last night, he ejaculated on ALL of the Matzo balls.

Person: Damn, that baby has one thick Schmuck.

by DankDefinitions568 November 18, 2018

schmacko

When your girl is giving you Gobby and your balls are smacking her on the chin or neck

Bro gave this chick the best schmacko lasnight.

by Madpossum123 July 25, 2019

schmickley

A) a slightly over-weight grasshopper that enjoys wearing laytex


eepie! issa farfar


B) a slang term for anal bleeding




C) featured in a popular sean paul song

A) i rubbed my schmickley this morning


B) greg made me schmickley!


C) shake dat ting ms.kt smikliegh

by preincumbent February 8, 2004

schmicker

The biggest prick who's ever lived.

Damn that Schmicker's a prick!

by schmicker's mom March 4, 2005

schmock and a pancake

partaking in weed smoking and eating pancakes

you wanna schmock and a pancake tonight?

by dublevision February 21, 2004

schmank

The universal anything.

you're such a schmank

hey man me and that chick totally schmanked

by Wankmasta October 18, 2004

Schmucked

As a verb: to schmuck someone; to shove someone by their face.

The guy was talking shit, I wanted to give him a chance, so I just schmucked him real quick. You know just to get it to pop off, without totally suckering this fool.

by NYGuido September 19, 2010