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schamidge

Two slices of buttered bread, choice of filling. Localised slang; Reading and Newquay.
"Get me a schamidge NOW mofo"
"Irene's plastered... get her a schamidge"
by Schamidge Damage June 25, 2006
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scherzingering

The act of inventing bullshit words that don't mean anything, especially while reviewing something.

Word is derived from the most prolific offender, Nicole Scherzinger, on X Factor.
jahmazing, mullerlicious, anything that 'sher' that shouldn't.

That stupid cow pissed me right off on X factor last night,

scherzingering like a mo fo!
by Cookie_1981 October 20, 2013
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schloming

When one is embraced in such a deep schlom, it means they are unable to move any part of their body due to the consumption of either: Weed, Alcohol, and most commonly but least recognised, food. The Schlom can take over your life, and with no serious cure, the only way to get rid of it is to schlom even harder!
Nah bruv, swear down the other day I was schloming so 'ard I coudlnt even tell if I was naked or wearing a wetsuit.
by Schlom March 10, 2015
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Scamming Sailors

A famous Tripfag on 4chan, mostly visiting /OPGG/. Known for his Blackbeard posting and baiting underage kids falling for his "It's okay If I cheat" bait.
Scamming Sailors !Scam/X6css
>I hate cheaters they are the scum and should quit the game, it's only okay If I do it.
by JewJulie November 28, 2016
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charming perkins

When your receiving a blow job and but in the back oh her throat with a full thrust so hard it comes out her nose. Then your nice enough to lick it ( clean it up for her)
That guy over there has always been know to give women the charming perkins, that's an awfully nice fellow.
by theamazingassmonkey May 10, 2017
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schauinger

A really rude comment such as "you such a schauinger" pronounced show-ing-we this word means "sl*t
Your such a Schauinger
by Online.net March 23, 2018
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Schmingled

Schmingled is a term used in gaming mostly. It’s when someone is cracked out / off their head. Maybe the schmingled person has had a few energy drinks and now they’re playing crazily. For example in Call of Duty they might be flying around the map just taking heads.
“Wow that kid is schmingled bro. Look how badly he wants this win!”
by El Smacko May 23, 2019
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