saggles

Combination of saggy + saddle bags. Used to describe a pair of tits that when released from their holster (bra) have enough power to stop a quickly moving skateboard.

Dude, that woman has straight saggles!

by jpetes September 2, 2010

single

Seriously,
I'm
Not
Getting
Laid
Either

Guy #1:Dude, my girlfriend just dumped me, I'm single

Guy #2:So? Seriously, I'm not getting laid either!

by kmfo27 April 22, 2009

Single Pringle

Somebody who is single and proud of it.

P1: I've always been a single pringle.
P2: That's just sad.
P1: I'm glad about it!

by A. Nonnie-Moss October 10, 2011

Single Bullet Theory

Literally, a theory that states when man is set against impossible odds, his final bullet will be on himself rather than his enemies. Figuratively, a plan to "cut one's losses" or make sacrifices as a last resort.

So, yeah, according to Mike's single bullet theory, he's gonna play the market right out to the bitter end and try to cash in on as many stocks as possible; however, things don't look good.

by MACHone Inc. September 2, 2005

jimmy single

A joint/spliff, but using a small rizla

Jason: Damn, I'm out of kingsize rizlas
Ant: Your gonna have to roll a Jimmy Single

by Anthony Corkingbottom March 18, 2008

sex in single player mode

Masturbation

I’m gonna go home and have sex in single player mode

by Loki19634 January 15, 2019

sagleet

When someone performs an act that is more then leet.

"nothing can get past sagleet."

"sagleet is just too leet"

by grimkalou June 16, 2008