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Was created while NYU students were trying to come up with ideas for research in applied mathematics and though of doing research in masterbation. One student volunteered to "collect some samples."
Was created while NYU students were trying to come up with ideas for research in applied mathematics and though of doing research in masterbation. One student volunteered to "collect some samples."
by en1ightened August 16, 2006
Get the collect samples mug.A Whitman's Sampler is a highly specialized sexual move that takes commitment from both partners.
A man grows his pinky fingers nail long > 3cm , he then lays a large cable on their partners chest. He then runs his nail down the center of the turd to create a channel down it. This channel is filled with semen making a "chocolate eclair".
Once the eclair is filled the partner who laid the cable provides his nail (still filled with crap) to the recipient whom then samples the excrement.
A man grows his pinky fingers nail long > 3cm , he then lays a large cable on their partners chest. He then runs his nail down the center of the turd to create a channel down it. This channel is filled with semen making a "chocolate eclair".
Once the eclair is filled the partner who laid the cable provides his nail (still filled with crap) to the recipient whom then samples the excrement.
“Jenny my new girlfriend says she wants to take the relationship to the next level, I am going to give her a Whitmans Sampler on the weekend to show her my love”
by Sir FistAlot August 28, 2014
Get the whitmans sampler mug.The act of taking a shit on a women's chest and then sprinkling coconut on top of it, then ejaculating on it for the simulating the hot fudge sauce.
Man 1 "Dude I was with my gf last night and laid a samoen sundae on her for my first time"
Man 2 "Damn dude that's gross kinda gross what did she say"
Man 1 "Well the 5th time I did it she woke up"
Man 2 "Damn dude that's gross kinda gross what did she say"
Man 1 "Well the 5th time I did it she woke up"
by The Godfathers of Shenanigans March 13, 2009
Get the samoen sundae mug.by Asna January 20, 2009
Get the Royal Sampler mug.A ridiculously Small or large creature
looks like a mouse...
female Smoles are usually ginger and small whereas male smoles are usually very tall and blonde
they can also be made into clothes but if they are the clothese are automatically called a "Shmole Shkin Shweater" no matter what it actually is
looks like a mouse...
female Smoles are usually ginger and small whereas male smoles are usually very tall and blonde
they can also be made into clothes but if they are the clothese are automatically called a "Shmole Shkin Shweater" no matter what it actually is
"OH MY GIDDY AUNT! i think i just saw a smole run into my maths class!"
"OH DEAR LORD! i can see a smole coming through the door!"
"OH DEAR LORD! i can see a smole coming through the door!"
by Oli a smole lover indeed October 3, 2006
Get the smole mug.The act of taking a shit on a woman's chest (asleep or not) then adding coconut topping and finishing it off with a hot syrupy ejaculation that represents the hot fudge sauce.
You can rub "your banana" in it if you so desire to make it extra realistic.
You can rub "your banana" in it if you so desire to make it extra realistic.
Man 1 "Dude I performed the Samoen Sundae on my gf last night for the first time."
Man 2 "Wow dude thats gross, how did she take it?"
Man 1 "Well she was fine with it until the 5th time I did it to her and she woke up."
Man 2 "You did the Samoen Sundae 5 times in 1 night!?"
Man 1 "Yup"
Man 2 "You're a Haus dude"
Man 2 "Wow dude thats gross, how did she take it?"
Man 1 "Well she was fine with it until the 5th time I did it to her and she woke up."
Man 2 "You did the Samoen Sundae 5 times in 1 night!?"
Man 1 "Yup"
Man 2 "You're a Haus dude"
by The Godfathers of Shenanigans March 13, 2009
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