When a nigga stay on people dick hatin and shit. Never mind his own business and always trying to hop on dick when ever he get the chance. Usually finds a dick rider somewhere trying to prove everyone wrong even tho nobody was talking to him.
Guy 1- aye bro you watched the game last night lebron dropped 40.
Guy 2- damn that’s cool
Guy 3 (dick rider)- bro he had 39 not 40 you idiots.
Guy 2- damn that’s cool
Guy 3 (dick rider)- bro he had 39 not 40 you idiots.
by Dick rider patrol March 5, 2022
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by Faddah January 19, 2009
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A person who is not very smart; a little slow. Referring to the buses in a school district that transport the "special needs" students.
When Jessica Simpson asked if tuna was fish or chicken, some people said she might be a short bus rider.
by Lizzie H October 19, 2005
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So last night I told the wife that I forgot to take the trash out. So then I sat in the car and performed a knight rider on myself.
by cowboy orange March 22, 2011
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rigor anal. adj. to have experienced the tightening of one's butthole when shocked or frightened
rigor anal. adj. to have experienced the tightening of one's butthole when shocked or frightened
"Dude, why'd you break so hard?"
"The light changed faster than I thought."
"Well, it gave me rigor anus."
"So I was watching The Exorcist last night and it gave me the worst rigor anus"
"Whenever she announces a pop-quiz, I go rigor anal"
"The light changed faster than I thought."
"Well, it gave me rigor anus."
"So I was watching The Exorcist last night and it gave me the worst rigor anus"
"Whenever she announces a pop-quiz, I go rigor anal"
by Ben Diamond December 19, 2007
Get the rigor anus mug.A male who is consistently kissing another man's ass in attempt to gain his acceptance, laughs a little too loud at jokes in an attempt to fit in, seems to mold himself out of another man he admires <scary!> wanting to be just like another dude so much it gets to the point where it becomes an abnormal obssession that causes his idol to try to avoid him and his idol's girlfriend to get freaked out by the dick rider's clinginess.
Oh, Todd just changed his opinion again because he overheard what Steve thought about the subject. He even tries to wear his hair like Steve! What a dick rider!
by sjane November 14, 2005
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by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010
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