retarded monkey

The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?

Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?

by Icbat December 9, 2008

retarded

every youtuber in 2018

humans are all retarded

by Skives May 21, 2018

Retarded Animal Babies

A seriously funny flash cartoon that many people think is a blatant ripoff of the flash cartoon series "Happy Tree Friends". This is not true, simply because the characters talk and make jokes in RAB, whereas in Happy Tree Friends the only "humor" is pointless violence.

Retarded Animal Babies pwns Happy Tree Friends.

by Wo0gy May 22, 2005

retardaphobia

Afraid of retards, stupid people, and people with mental problems

"Bob had retardaphobia after he visited his uncle at the mental hospital

by senor loco and count floorlicker May 24, 2008

fuckin' retard

A person who is stupidly annoying ... usually used when you can't think of a comeback.

Girl: Get a life

Boy: You fuckin' retard

by awesome ass fuckk January 26, 2017

retard strength

When sufficiently angered, the mentally handicapped show immense gains in their physical strength, not unlike the Incredible Hulk.

Person1: "One time, one the set of Life Goes On, Kellie Martin pranked that kid that played Corky. Well he got so mad he punched her squre in the face and gave her a concussion!"

Person2:"Well, that's retard strength for you!"

by Retard Joe December 22, 2006

Retard

It means someone is stupid.

Jimmy: 2+2=51
Tom: Jimmy You are a retard

by FrizzlePlayz April 27, 2017