demetri patterson

Eats so much ass that it makes a grown man cry.

My dad wanted me to try a demetri patterson on my step mom before christmas.

by Mavrow May 6, 2018

Patterned

It's where you yourself finish up a situation or scenario. Or be done with a person/situation/scenario.

Did you sort out that stuff with that lad? Yeh Bruv I patterned him

by LinguoGuy October 11, 2018

camo-pattern

Refers to the type of different-colored camouflage designs.

"Tiger Stripe is a camo-pattern, for example."
-me

by Dave May 19, 2004

Patter

A synonym of 'Banter'

'Do want any tea with all that sugar mate?'

'fuck off with your shite patter, twat'

by Doddlers January 27, 2019

bigratory pattern

The tendency of "bisexuals" to eventually go all gay, especially men. Can also describe the tendency of "bisexuals" to "bigrate" to L.A.

"Yeah, I knew it," said Sarah. "The minute he said he wanted to be with men too I knew he'd go all gay. It's the usual bigratory pattern."

by Clintacus August 15, 2006

pattence

An embarrassing situation; can be used as any article of speech.

That was so pattence! I couldn't stop pattencing myself!

by B*Unit June 11, 2006

Patti

A kind, honest, generous person who loves to be happy. She is very personable and passionate about whatever she is interested in! She may not be supermodel pretty but she has a natural beauty that makes others question how she does it. She is always glowing and she has a cute smile that is half laughing and half slyness. She is funny and immature but a good listener and advice giver. She believes in dreaming and what-ifs. If you ever meet a Patti, you are a very fortunate person. Keep her close, she'll make a great friend or girlfriend!

That girl is so adorable and funny! Whatever could her name be?
Why, she's Patti of course.

by Jamie218 November 14, 2011