putz

A dick, an ass, an ignoramus

It would be nice if the First Mannequin Melania were around to distract Donald from wrecking something new, but alas, most news reports say she's frozen in a window somewhere in Trump Tower.

Nobody wants be around this putz.

by old codgerette hillbilly February 4, 2017

Gutty Putty

when u pull out right before you blow and pass out only to wake up with dried splooge on your lower abdomen.

Guy 1: This chick was riding me hard and i pulled out just in time.

Guy 2: Good look. Don't prego her ego.

Guy 1: Yeah man but i was so tired and drunk i passed out rite after and got gutty putty everywhere.

by jeffmiller5 March 13, 2009

bite my nuts you moronic putz

"Bite my nuts you moronic putz," is an epithet used on people raiding apricot orchards in Israel.

Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"

He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.

by scodder May 28, 2010

putsy

(uk)easy. Often tagged onto the phrase "easy peasy" to give easy peasy putsy

Can you pat your head and rub your tummy? that's easy peasy putsy!

by Tamara Forsyth August 23, 2006

put+ya+bond+on+it

to me as I am The 'Creator of the Werd'
means put the stamp of your 'soul" or "heart' into the projekt or item you "put ya bond on' as well, and come correct. Be real. Making sure what you put "Ya Bond' on reflects you and what you feel for real, not what you 'think' will be best, politically correct or the 'People Will Be Down with'. DO you put 'your honor' behind it?

Werd Up and Respect to the earth, art, women and mothers; as we ask you to Spread it's message and listen to the directives or Create your own 'word' and 'put+ya+bond+on+it' because Eye am spreading my 'werd'.

by Manish Miglani August 31, 2008

Putty monster

A girl who absolutely loves eating semen.

dude she swallowed every bit of my cum she is a fucking putty monster!!!!!

by shockwaves81 June 14, 2015

charp putze

A very tight,virgin-like vagina.

Damn!that girls got a charp putze!

by Mr.Sailboat August 30, 2008