A Penis so small that during intercourse the recieving party cannot tell if it's been Put In.
The aggression an owner of a Putin displays is multiplied by a factor of 1 for every inch under 6ft in height. (Example: 5ft 1in = Aggression X 10)
The aggression an owner of a Putin displays is multiplied by a factor of 1 for every inch under 6ft in height. (Example: 5ft 1in = Aggression X 10)
"I was wondering what was taking so long, but it turned out he had a Putin."
"Vlad is upset he has a Putin, so he decided to invade Ukraine."
"Vlad is upset he has a Putin, so he decided to invade Ukraine."
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"Vladimir putin has started a war against Ukraine and says: if any other countries get involved everybody will see bloodshed like none before"
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1. The code name given to a top-secret Soviet biochemical project. The project was intended to create a truth serum to uncover enemy plans but something went very wrong in its making and the resulting compound instead, when ingested, causes victims to jump into bushes naked.
2.. A swift slap across the face. May be disguised as a 'game', when in fact everyone and their bus driver knows that a putnik is just a slap across the face. This slap should have no mal intentions, or have any anger associated with it, it is simply perpetrated for the enjoyment of the slapper. The slapped may seek recourse by employing their own putnik.
verb. to putnick
1. To name your dog after a 1980s musician.
1. The code name given to a top-secret Soviet biochemical project. The project was intended to create a truth serum to uncover enemy plans but something went very wrong in its making and the resulting compound instead, when ingested, causes victims to jump into bushes naked.
2.. A swift slap across the face. May be disguised as a 'game', when in fact everyone and their bus driver knows that a putnik is just a slap across the face. This slap should have no mal intentions, or have any anger associated with it, it is simply perpetrated for the enjoyment of the slapper. The slapped may seek recourse by employing their own putnik.
verb. to putnick
1. To name your dog after a 1980s musician.
My friend Monica was accidentally exposed some Putnik and now its all she can do to keep herself from jumping into bushes.
Dude, what's with the full body cast?
I played putnik and couldn't stop.
Man, Ralph totally putniked his dog's name.
What did he name him?
Billy Ocean
That's not bad, my friend putniked and named his dog Kool & The Gang
Dude, what's with the full body cast?
I played putnik and couldn't stop.
Man, Ralph totally putniked his dog's name.
What did he name him?
Billy Ocean
That's not bad, my friend putniked and named his dog Kool & The Gang
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by greasyrat1999 November 18, 2016
Get the puqui mug.Principle established during the Trump Adminstration, this theory states that one should not make unnecessary logical assumptions and that the answer to a problems is often the Russians. The application of its principles are commonly used in modern politics to incite fear in the people towards a targeted opponent.
“Why is there not toilet paper?”
“The Russians!”
“Why are people so mean?”
“The Russians!”
“Why is Orange Man bad?”
“The Russians! Russians! RUSSIANS!” (Putin’s Razor)
“The Russians!”
“Why are people so mean?”
“The Russians!”
“Why is Orange Man bad?”
“The Russians! Russians! RUSSIANS!” (Putin’s Razor)
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Get the Putin’s Razor mug.When your sitting on your front porch stargazing and your friend from Oregon comes over with a fish hanging off her nipple ring like catnip but your hungry so you fry the fish while It’s still attached to her nipple and it burns the little airs off her Areola
Hey Pierra while them fifty cats be tryin to jump up On that fish that be hanging from your nipple . IM HUNGRY ... I’m lighting that shit up with this here lighter and we gonna have is some suppa. Me and you gonna enjoy this putintayna
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