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public hair

PubLic hair is pubic hair that has been found in a public or communal place such as a bathroom toilet or bathroom shower/tub. The hair may either have fallen out or be the remains of a pubic-shaving session.
Mark: Sick bro, you live in a house with four other guys! You need to learn to remove the evidence of your public hair! I don't want to sit on that shit while I'm sitting on the toilet!
public hair by L. Cullen December 3, 2010
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public virginity 

The state of people knowing you have had sex. Like your actual virginity, once lost it cannot be regained. However, you can lose it multiple times: once for each person who finds out you are not a virgin.
Girl 1: Dude, I totally lost my public virginity last night.
Girl 2: What happened?
Girl 1: I accidentally let slip to Mike's mum that we did the dirty in her bed last summer.

My ex-girlfriend cracked a joke about my penis in assembly... I guess I just lost my public virginity in front of the whole school.
public virginity by Kya-chan November 9, 2010

Public Oven

A term used for a girl with a bad reputation for doing things with anyone involving sexual intercourse, fingering, and blow jobs.
I got with a public oven last night. It was hella great, but I'm scared I'm going to get an STD now.
Public Oven by allieall January 16, 2011

Public Transportation Hands 

The state of a person's hands after riding on public transportation, such as a bus or train, and holding rails or touching seats. Often ends in the use of hand sanitizer.
Don't pick up that sandwich honey! We just got off the bus and you have public transportation hands! Here, use some Purell.

Public Trust 

People in power have the obligation to be trusted by the Public. A citizen of the public, is said to be Trust worthy if they agree to all the concepts of the ideology of Public Trust as set forth in the Code of Honor.
"George Bush does not stand up to the concept of Public Trust. "
Public Trust by DW Coon December 24, 2008

public pubes 

Those nasty mystery pubes that you can find on public toilet seats.
Dude, i was just in the bathroom and someone left some public pubes on the seat... i almost sat on them !! !! !!
public pubes by Moe92 September 2, 2009

Public Wash 

The act of washing your hands only when there are other people there to judge your personal hygiene, for instance in a public washroom.
"Don't shake John's hand. I hear he's a public washer."

OR

"I was in a hurry to leave the office but my boss was in the urinal next to me so I felt like I had to do a public wash before leaving."
Public Wash by AdamZodiac January 15, 2010