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Vehicular Munchausen's by proxy

When you are sharing your vehicle with someone and it get damaged in someway (door ding, curb check, scratch, totaled) and you blame it on the person you share with, only to find out later that it was your own fault.
Dick: Great, now my wheel is all chewed up because you curb checked. And I know it was you because it wasn't like that last week, and I certainly didn't do that.
Jane: I haven't used the car in the last two weeks, Dick. I've been in the hospital, Dick.
Dick: Yeah, likely story
*LATER*
Dick: Huh, well, I guess I did that when I drove home drunk and ran over that stop sign.
Jane: Yeah, Dick, we call that vehicular Munchausen's by proxy. No one hurt your fucking BMW but you, Dick.
by lil nugget 360 December 6, 2012
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crystal proxy

Crystal Proxy is a Growtopia cheat that will actually make you enjoy playing Growtopia. It's well suited for hosters and other illegal players who want an advantage without risking their account.
thank allah i got crystal proxy not some other overpriced cockproxy smh, .gg/crproxy
by crproxy January 5, 2023
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Proxy d Spammer

He is extremely kind and always compassionate. Puts others first before himself, but still manages to have a thoughtful opinion and holds true to his beliefs. The best boyfriend a girl could ever ask for. Beautiful eyes, great body, FANTASTIC hair, impeccably dressed. Extremely intelligent. Knows so much about the world and the people around him. He's attracted to enemies and foes..

Could talk to him for hours about nothing. Very mature for his age. He knows what he wants and how to get it. Someone you will always want to have by your side-- your life will change once you meet him.
Im so in love with Proxy.
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by IamProxy February 5, 2020
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Butt muenchousen by proxy

When a parent deliberately puts forth ill symptoms on their child via nasty ass; poisoning food with dingleberries; farting through the vents
Bob you're butt muenchousen by proxy has gotten dangerous, timmy had to be on a ventilator last night.
by Word slayer18769 October 22, 2020
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patriot by proxy

people who rep their supposed "home country" despite having only lived in a nation foreign to said country.
In spite of living in Canada his entire life, rapper Tom MacDonald is known for his MAGA-themed and American patriotic songs, and he may be considered a patriot by proxy because of this.
by anonym_1924940 November 24, 2025
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rizz by proxy

Needing help from your friends because you can’t flirt so you use their rizz by having them tell you what to say
“Yeah I had to help Sam text Cate so he used my rizz by proxy
by okkkkk27377473 March 11, 2024
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