Pretzel Boy

It's pretzel not Frezatel he's tasty as hell, He spends time playing Roblox. And going on discord all day.

Hey, Pretzel boy You spend too much time on discord!

by rwtetss May 20, 2019

Pretzel 69

When you are doing a 69 and you perform a heel hook lock on her head when she's sucking your dick

Errol is getting amazing at Ju Jitsu, last night he performed a Pretzel 69 on me while I was sucking his dick

by bigsam6996 June 16, 2019

Protagonitis

A condition that affects the ability to perceive other people or events without fixating on what it means to their personal life narrative or journey

Peter: i would never deny you jesus
Jesus: 3 times, ill make you, this has to happen
Peter: damn jesus, you got a serious case of protagonitis

by Dickless Avenger November 2, 2021

guantanamo pretzel

When you handcuff someone's left arm to their right leg and their right arm to their left leg and smash them from behind

Jordan put Owen in a Guantanamo Pretzel last night

by Service Boy28 May 19, 2014

Montana pretzel

The act of two men simultaneously penetrating each others buttholes with their penis. In doing so their bodies intertwine like a pretzel.

Bonem had a lot of Montana pretzels in college.

by Kandykane69 October 26, 2016

Japanese Pretzel

A sex position where people bend their bodies to make a pretzel postion and suck each each other's asses.

Mmm lets do the Japanese Pretzel

by CarlosTheCar October 25, 2018

Hentai Protangonistitis

A certain medical condition where a person has no eyes, but inadvertently gains superpowers: the known side effects are harems, lustful personalities, and Yandere actions: it’s a blessing to most onlookers.

The man across the street has been blessed with Hentai Protangonistitis

by Caramel_is_scrumptious October 4, 2019