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Intermittent problems

A term often used in IT, Warranty repairs or Electronic repair in which a device such as a graphics card, gives faults at irregular intervals. A lazy fuck then refuses to fully test the device and then just defines the fault as "Intermittent problems", letting someone else, usually the manufacturer, resolve the problem.
Tech1:"this client says it randomly shuts down"
Tech2:"well i feel like being a lazy fuck today. mark as faulty with Intermittent problems and return to the supplier"
Tech3:"lol"
by RadRyu April 28, 2021
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Paradise Problems

These are problems, which, if you don’t live in Paradise you don’t feel sorry for people that have them. As mywalksinparadise would say, “I know it’s freezing where many of you are at right now, so I know you won’t care, but it’s a little too hot today.”
Well folks, I’m having some paradise problems right now. It’s so sunny I can’t see my phone.
by mywalksinparadise February 21, 2023
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Palm tree problems

Palm tree problems : the inability to make a decision while on vacation. Similar to first world problems, complaints in response to the perceived absence of more pressing concerns. 🏝

“Example : I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹 “
I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹
by Allkindaoftrouble March 27, 2019
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Common denominator problems

When someone complains about how bad something is, so they substitute it for another thing they believe is good, only to complain how bad it is almost immediately after the substitution. The individual making the complaint has no self awareness and therefore doesn't realise they are the problem and the things they claim are bad, probably aren't.

Example 1:

A woman is bored of sex with her husband, so she divorces him and finds a new and exciting man to have sex with. Then she realises the sex is boring and repeats only to find the sex is still boring. It is likely she just sucks at sex.

Example 2:

A man is frustrated with the demands of his job and quits after a year taking on a similar job elsewhere believing it will be better only to realise that he is frustrated with the demands of his new role. He then repeats this, when in likelihood, he just sucks at managing his workload.
Joe: "man, Bill always complains that the women in this city give bad head"
Steve: "maybe Bill is the problem?"
Joe: "how so?"
Steve: "Common denominator problems, my guy. He probably just has a numb dick"
by Souper Rare October 13, 2023
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promlem

The annual social gathering known as prom, for high school students all over the country come with some problems. Where is pre-prom? Where is after-prom? Who's buying the beer? Who's sitting at my table (etc). These problems and more have come to be known as 'promlems', because they are problems concerning prom.
i can only have 20 people at after-prom. what a PROMLEM!

those four people are being after-promlems
by Jabooooty!!! May 12, 2008
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Problem Solver

A gun, usually a revolver. Used by rappers.
"I got a problem solver, and it's name is revolver" - Dr. Dre
by Incognito Dude October 11, 2012
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Universal Problem Solver

Josh: She looked sad, so I caught up with her and gave her a universal problem solver.
by Entr' Acte December 18, 2009
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