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podaholic

A term to descirbe someone who is utterly consumed with an Apple iPod or any mp3/portable music player.

Typically, they can be spotted with wires dangling from their ears and may have a certain oblivious look to them. They tend to not realize they are the receipient of shouts of "Excuse Me" or "Hey, look where you're going."

They can usually be seen having a strange head bob, a body twitch and/or inexplicable movement of the lips. Occasionally, one may even observe strange sounds eminating from the oral cavity that may resemble some incomprehensible tune or lyrics. (This may be a mating ritual.)

They also tend to measure time not by a clock, but by battery life or amount of "juice" left.

Their most comfortable environment is the subway, but also may enjoy busy sidewalks or any place else they can ignore a crowd of people that has enveloped them.

The rest of the time is spent hidden in their lair using every last penny of their rent, alimony, child support payments and drug money on "ear candy" from iTunes, Napster and other purveyors of aural delights.

Warning: Beware the ones that stare at you while shouting lyrics at the top of thier lungs- they are extremely dangerous!
"Excuse me. Excuse ME. EXCUSE ME. I'm trying to get off here. Goddamned podaholic!"
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Podar

A combination of "popo" referring to police, and "radar", as in a police radar scanner.

You have "good" podar if you see cops early on, you have "bad" podar if they catch you.
"Lookit all the cops around here!"

"Don't worry, you've got good podar, you'll be fine."
by J-Z Productions December 13, 2009
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pradastunt

A ruse, stunt or gambit employed either to support and manipulate the beliefs of like minded individuals or control others whose beliefs differ from one's own or to divert attention from other more substantive issues using fashionably divisive issues such as abortion or birth control under the guise of self-righteous Christianity, whether Protestant or Catholic.
Santorum pulled another pradastunt when he basically said that birth control gives women license to be slutty.

Sean Hannity's all male, holy men forum on President Obama's barring church-controlled businesses from excluding contraception care in their employees' health plans was a well designed pradastunt to sway the easily fooled masses.
by deagler11 May 12, 2012
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Child predator

Normally a catholic priest or middle aged man with a ford transit who like to capture and have intercourses with young children
See that priest over there
yeah
he is a child predator
by Clarkson.com October 21, 2020
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Poodaner

doode morgans/jalynns poodaner smelt like a piece of fish!!
by IamD.fin. March 27, 2009
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Party Predator

A party predator is a horn dog who goes to a party and preys on innocent people. He'll do whatever he can to get them intoxicated so he can take advantage.
The senior Ronnie went to a freshman after party and got mandy so drunk, then they went upstairs and did the nasty but when she woke up the next day, he was gone and she didn't even remember the night, what a party predator !
by VINTORforLYFE January 8, 2011
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predator

Slang to describe someone with dreadlocks.
"yo, you seen that dudes hair, dude be lookin predator and shit."
by J-ViZ December 25, 2007
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