procrasturbation

masturbation for the intent of putting off other more important and imminent tasks, like studying for finals.

Procrasturbation... Alex is such a procrasturbator, he's got jizz all over his textbooks

by Marinaaa May 24, 2007

productive procrastination

putting off doing something which really needs to be done by doing something else instead which needs to be done.

she was an expert in the art of productive procrastination always putting off doing things but getting so much else done instead being such a contrarian.

by DavidofOrgamianity.org July 29, 2012

procrastipation

The act of not doing shit because there's so much shit to do.

Also,

Adj. - procrastipated
Verb - procrastipating

I have so much shit I need to do, but I'm suffering from such a bad case of procrastipation, i don't know where to begin.

I have to do my laundry, take a shower, pay my bills, do my homework, and was my dishes but I'm so procrastipated that i don't know where to begin.

by TwinTownWebster1985 May 9, 2010

Procrastubation

The means of using masturbation as a form of procrastination.

Bobby: I've been using procrastubation a lot to hold off my work a lot lately; I do it three times every time I need to do one thing!
Sam: I think you should see a doctor

by shortstirling June 29, 2015

Procrastination

A fun thing where people keep making up excuses of why they aren't doing their homework or bills. For example this is just something I made for fun cause I am bored AF!

Procrastination is something to do when you don't want to do work.

by IlikeMeowing August 25, 2016

Procrastination

You, you are the definition of procrastination. All you do is play video games and sit on a shoddy couch eating chips that slowly clod your arteries. You do so little to try and better yourself, and in turn you live a sad depressing life. You get no wife, no friends, no money and no fulfillment, you sad excuse of a human being

you have procrastinated so long in your life that you don't even know what it means to improve, procrastination is ruining your life.

by Nikeyin333 March 26, 2022

forced procrastination

When one must put off long-range assignments in order to do the homework that is due the next day in order to get any sleep at all.

The reason my research paper is a load of crap is because of forced procrastination: I had so much busywork I couldn't even breathe.

by W.T.Q. January 31, 2010