practice my French

This phrase sounds like homework when in actuality it means to French kiss for long periods of time. Other times it can't mean to "eat out" a girl.

I have to get home, I'm cgoing to practice my French

by Yepers September 30, 2014

Practicide

The act of practicing a technique, or a portion of an overarching strategy, repeatedly without the expectation of success; often resulting in failure or death. A portmanteau of "practice" and "suicide", reserved primarily for difficult gaming mechanics.

Friend: You should try The Gauntlet in Prifddinas.

Me: I just did, but I'm having trouble keeping up with all the mechanics of the bossfight. I'm just going to practicide and get used to them one at a time, I've got to get this down eventually...

by VexManifest February 24, 2023

best practice

You're an idiot if you're not doing at least that

Every idiot knows that less form fields is a best practice

by mrB2B May 28, 2018

Flute Practice

A blowjob

Person 1: Hey where were you?
Person 2: I was at flute practice

by A_ViolaPlayer June 10, 2018

You practice your mannerisims into a wall

If this mirror were clearer
I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds
Circle in for the kill

Guy 1: You practice your mannerisims into a wall
Guy 2: If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 7, 2021

Belching practice

Trying to be stupid while talking to an evil clown hooker with multicolored hair and a white and purple outfit. This works better if you’re voiced by Keith Silverstein and if you’re a big red troll with an Afro and a caveman costume. (Surprise surprise, he’s also voiced by Keith Silverstein)

What do you want, Rascal? I was right in the middle of belching practice! This better be good!
— The Big Red Troll Bitch

by Delete this account now October 27, 2023

Doctorate of Nursing Practice

A sham degree often obtained by mid-level providers with an inferiority complex towards physicians. Frequently entirely online and conferred by diploma mills. Degree completion requirements may resemble a middle or high school project (e.g. create a poster, create a pamphlet).

Midlevels enjoy obtaining this degree to obfuscate and inflate their true level of education and training (frequently as little as 500 hours), and deceive patientsby introducing themselves as 'a doctor' to unsuspecting individuals knowing patients believe a doctor in a medical setting will be a physician.

I am a mid-level who got my nurse practitioner license a year ago after 500 clinical hours, so excited to get my online doctorate of nursing practice in a few months and tell patients I'm a doctor!

by Gone with Thee Wind November 23, 2020