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cart possum 

A typically homeless person often found scurrying around at night, often with a shopping cart. They can be seen darting across the street at night, usually in dark clothing, and may hiss when spoken to. They have been reported to "play dead" behind dumpsters and gas stations during the day.
"Yo, slow down!! You almost hit that Cart Possum!"
cart possum by FFnytro September 20, 2022

petting the possum 

feeling her up or playin with the cat
i made it all the way to 3rd base with her and she let me play petting the possum.
petting the possum by flipp December 14, 2008

pound the possum 

to have intimate relations with a woman who is so hirsute that you'd need a rainbow to find the pot of gold.
I tried to pound the possum last night with that cougar i picked up, but after considerable frustration i finally had to get out the old weed wacker.
pound the possum by clotshit January 5, 2011

Awesome Possum 

Awesome Possums value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, and have an appreciation for art and music, creativity, intelligence, and witty banter.

Like Hipsters, Awesome Possums embrace "non-mainstream" Culture and trends but unlike them, they also embrace mainstream culture and trends partially due to the fact that most Awesome Possums make trends popular

Like Metrosexuals, Awesome Possums have taste & style, know about fashion, art, and culture. But since the awesome possum is an evolution and fusion of many subcultures, metrosexualism and its features have long been passed towards younger males and also women.

With the fusion of mainly metrosexualism and the hipster culture arises the very urban style and sense of the Awesome Possum. But what also helps in the very urban style of the Awesome Possum is the fact that Awesome Possums evolve to the times and will always be known as "cool" or "awesome". 

Popular belief is that Awesome Possums hate outcast/posers/goths/punks/etc, however, generally, they pay little attention to other "types". This Brings us the the next fusion of Subculture which helped create the Awesome Possum, Prep.

The Prep subculture brings uniformity to all awesome Possums, but not to the extent of conformity. 

What Awesome Possums are not:
Emo, Racist, Poser, Skaters, Passé

Awesome Possums are just plain awesome.
Famous Awesome Possums include Barack Obama, James Bond, Anne Hathaway, Ewan McGregor, and Pandas

rotten possum 

The act of deficating one's self whilst in the throes of lovemaking.
Our hot steamy lovemaking was abruptly interrupted when the rotten possum reared it's ugly head.

Awesome Blossom Possum 

To start off he is not an opossum but a possum (they have bushy tail). By far the lamest super hero ever to spring up from the complicated twisted memory of a child. He is a possum with a pink cape and a flower fashioned on top of it's head. It's only power is "flower power" basically it's signature. In this it spews sunlight amongst other things from atop the flower on it's head. Yes pretty strange... Oh well that's what you get when you mix soda with roars and everything nice...
Bob:It's a bird, it's a plane it's wha!?
John:What the hell is that thing!
Bob:Get the fly swatter!
John:Will do!
Bob:Pink cape?
Awesome Blossom Possum:I'm straight...