by zach May 13, 2005
Get the poser mug.The act of a very not metal/normal person giving the horns to something that they think is acceptable. Often followed by a severe punch in the face from a metal head if in the vicinity.
Chet: "Cool I got an A- on my math test!" (gives poser horns (however oblivious of them being anything but normal horns) to noone in particular)
Chris: "BITCH!" (Pummels severely)
Chris: "BITCH!" (Pummels severely)
by Johnny B. Money October 30, 2007
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Mary, Nettie, Lorraine, and Lizette try so hard to make everyone believe that they are into the Rockabilly scene when in fact they are just pathetic posers.
by PREMIUM ROAST April 29, 2008
Get the poser mug.a person who poses as many different faces. One day they could be a Nazi, the next day a wanna-be gangbanger. The could be emo but sorta "spark" up to be a Prep.
This is known as Poser's spark syndrome.
This is known as Poser's spark syndrome.
Man, he's so lost. He doesn't know who he is anymore. Yesterday he wanted all the Jews dead, today he's got a bandanna andd sagging pants.
Yep. He's got Poser's spark syndrome.
Yep. He's got Poser's spark syndrome.
by Down Wit Clown April 11, 2009
Get the Poser's spark syndrome mug.a poster that can post around the clock at multiple online forums.
a power poster usually is getting paid by the forum owners or they just simply love to post.
some "successful" power posters became professional posters.
a power poster usually is getting paid by the forum owners or they just simply love to post.
some "successful" power posters became professional posters.
I can make 30 posts at 10 different forum while watching Shaq missing three consecutive free throws, I am a power poster.
by picoman April 1, 2009
Get the power poster mug.One who updates one's status on Facebook, Twitter, or another social site, when in the midst of an extreme mood shift. (Most items posted in this way will be deleted a few minutes later, when the original poster is calm again)
Dave: Did you read Jill's status update? She sounds upset.
Joe: Nah, she's just having another mood swing. She's such a roller-poster.
Joe: Nah, she's just having another mood swing. She's such a roller-poster.
by Rapunzel_Dambreaker April 17, 2011
Get the roller-poster mug.A man or woman who is more concerned about themselves and put their wants ahead of their children. They lie to their children in front of their friends to make their friends think they are good parents, but they never do what they brag to others about. They talk about people in their circle and judge them on the ways they parent while lying about being a parent themselves! They call their daughter right before every birthday to see what she wants and that they sent it in the mail, but it never comes and then they change their number so she can't ask where it was! They get high and party, cheat, use women for what they can never get on their own and they jump out of two story windows which shatters both ankles Just to get out of goin to jail for domestic violence....
A DeadBeat Poser could have any name such as...Dominick or Reena or Callier this looser lives a life full of lies, drugs, drinking, cheating, catching countless STDs, beats woman who he feels have too much power, gets fat due to his piggish greed, all while he has 8 woman that have 9 of his Basterd and illogitoment girls and 1 boy.
by ItDoesNotMatter May 9, 2011
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