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Granola Poser

Often a college student or young adult, marked by an excessive attitude and attire of the rugged outdoors. The said poser is usually accompanied by generic granolaeske traits, always flaunted in public areas. Although the granola poser does usually enjoys outdoor activities such as hiking, fishing, camping, canoeing, etc., the granola's desire for others to see his outdoorsyness far outweighs his actual interest.

These traits include, but are not limited to: an obsession in certain intramural sports; an all natural diet; flaunting intense camping gear such as ropes or carabiners; unnecessarily wearing outdoor gear made for extreme weather (North Face, REI, Mountain Hardwear); an obsession with Chacos and wearing them for activities they were not designed for; an uncontrollable love for ultimate frisbee; the desire to hammock in populated areas; the drinking out of nalgene bottles; mountain-men beards; a taste in music that the normal population (including the granola poser himself) would naturally find unattractive; hippi-eske attire such as bandanas and shoelessness.

These activities, and many more that remain unlisted, are stressed by granolas so that onlookers might look at them with a jealous and slightly impressed eye.
Jim: "Hannah, why are you wearing an all natural fleece Columbia jacket? It's 80 degrees outside. A why is your Nalgene bottle and Chaco's attached to your backpack with a carabiner?

Hannah: "Shut up Jim. I am wild. I am adventurous. I am free."

Jim: "This is psychology class. You're a granola poser"
by frisbeelover October 23, 2010
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poser

an extremely overused word... and missused too... FUCK THIS WORD...
poser=poseur... but it used so much in a sense we are all "posers"
by jimmy sunshine December 28, 2005
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Emo poser

1People who claim they are emo, but really have no problems.
2 Horny bastards that think they can get a chick by acting emo
3 the idiots you see at an emo show jumping up and down ( we dont jump retard)
4 A person who looks up emo on the internet and studies there culture and says that they know emo band members.
5 last and least people who want to be emo so bad that you can tell thats not the (Natasha!)
this is what and emo poser sounds like...
<emoposer> I hate my life im soo emo i might cut
<real emo> uh ok r u going to the concert tonight?
<emo poser> idk i might be to busy cuttng. I might go though, beacause i LOVE to have fun!
<real emo> fun.....
<emo Poser> ya my football jock boyfriend might come with me!
<real emo> get fucked you stupid bitch.
by adri_</3 June 16, 2007
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douche pose

The douche pose is a sign of only the biggest douche bags in the history of douche bags. It is usually a photo taken of one's self with one hand pulling up one's shirt to reveal the abs beneath. The douche pose is often on one's myspace page, facebook page, etc.
Bill- Dude did u see Kyle's myspace default?
Bob- Oh yeah dude he's totally sporting the douche pose
by dantheman111794 June 30, 2009
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ghetto poser

one (with a non african background) who acts like S/he is from such a background and is from a neighborhood where there is gang activity, only to fit into a group.

usually this person will listen to ONLY rap and R&B music, dressing in ghetto colors like white, sky blue and jet black.

this person may attempt to intimidate others by denting lockers bu punching them (in the case of in school) or belong to a gang made up of others like them.
ghetto poser: "eminem is a white rapper who acts black" not like me, though i'm the shizzle
by conrad Theownage May 9, 2006
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ice poseidon

A some-what relevant livestreamer on Twitch.TV, who was well known for playing Runescape before branching out into other games which are equally boring to watch. He is also well known for having strange tourrette's syndrome-like tics which he denies the existence of when asked.
We all watch Ice Poseidon to see him play games, but really were just waiting for someone to say "Nigger" and watch him get banned.
by FartFucker69 February 20, 2017
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poser skater

a poser skater is someone who has a skateboard, but never rides it. they make fun of beginners, when in reality, the beginners are better than them. poser skaters are usually rich preps just skateboarding bacause the devil (avril lavigne) says its cool. they think their better than real skateboarders just cause they have a board
poser skaters suck, thats the end
by rachel mcmahon July 20, 2006
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