A person(s) who only thinks that Pop art is elite because they have been persuaded their whole life by other peoples rhetoric.
"Watch out for those brainwashed milk zombies and poptarts they might try to pooh down your throat."
by Luther Arbutus February 21, 2017
When your getting fucked and the white creamy spermies land on your stomach when he pulls out frosting you up like a morning poptart
by Birdflys123 January 24, 2018
A simpleminded woman who lacks common sense. Based on the "Poptart" pastry which is extremely plain and basic.
Philippe: "It's a small company and I work in different departments. I wear many hats."
Sara: "They let you wear hats in the office!?"
Philippe: "No they don't, Poptart."
Sara: "They let you wear hats in the office!?"
Philippe: "No they don't, Poptart."
by Cisco1424 December 17, 2013
An incredible pillo-lipped princess.
by Atelier Handsome October 25, 2018
“Hey bro I’m going to Kaleb’s house I’m gonna eat some Poptarts before I go over, if you know what I mean😉”
by CrocDog765 May 07, 2019
by HACKER1012 April 15, 2021
A sex pest often seen hanging out in discord servers. He is known for his pursuit and delivery. Such per-suits are generally driven by a Christian background and involve chairs!
by fatz mcgee October 12, 2018