peewee poptart 

a little person who pops the cherry of a virgin.

My buddy claims to have bagged that sweet, young thing that's sitting over there at the bar. And what's more? He said that she told him afterward that he was her first! Look at her! She's gorgeous! How he did it, I don't know...but if that doesn't make him the peewee poptart of the century, than I don't know what else would!

peewee poptart by NeeNeeCC March 29, 2011

Henlo poptart man

The most formal greeting of known history

Henlo poptart man my good sir

Henlo poptart man by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 15, 2020

evil poptart 

a little poptart who is evil beyond belief and will bite back if you try to eat her

laura... the shooort onnnnnne

evil poptart by darknesscalledlove April 2, 2004

Hungarian Poptart 

Take a shit on your partners chest, skeet on that shit, and insert the skeet-shit combo into you their asshole as a means of heating.( Toaster fashion)

Me and my girl was hungry, so we made a Hungarian Poptart last night. Delicious!!!!!

Hungarian Poptart by King Stinky February 10, 2007

Hairy Poptart 

Slang for a hairy vagina. May or may not be delicious like real poptarts.

I ate that hairy poptart and liked it regardless, don't judge me!

Hairy Poptart by Suck-o-Mimus October 18, 2010

Swedish Poptart 

A masseur that sticks a finger in your badonkadonk and breaks 2 of your scrotums.

Dear Hotel Staff/ Manager,

Your so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my badonkadonk, but he also broke two of my scrotums while giving me a Swedish Poptart.

Swedish Poptart by Folfsky October 22, 2011

evil poptart 

a person who is extremly wicked or has done something bad

the evil poptart molested the toster.

evil poptart by drey&rin December 28, 2002