Poo

Basically:
- If you're under 9 years old you say poo.
- If you're under 13 and over 9 OR over 70, you say crap
- If you're under 18 and over 14, you say shite
- If you're under 70 and over 18, you say shit

Son: Mum I just did a poo!

later
Son: Mum there's a crap in the loo

later
Son: Mum watch there's a massive shite in the toilet

later
Son: MUM! Why the hell did you do a giant fucking shit in my toilet? You've clogged the thing!

by Uncle Pohler April 6, 2017

Poo

A soft version of poop indicating you didn't eat taco bell prior.

James: I gotta use the restroom.
John: Didn't you only have a crossiant?
James: Yeah it's just a poo.

by aviddictionaryuser February 25, 2022

Poo

Really nice smelling hand cream produced from a factory called: The Digestive System . You produce it once every two days too.

"I just pooped!" Tom exclaimed.

by wagonkoh July 22, 2017

There's Poo-Poo In the Head

A fictional, phoney-bologna, fake made-up song sung to the tune of the children's song, "The Farmer in the Dell".
Sung when you lift the toliet lid and find that some total asshaberedasher has left a big fat shit in the bowl and failed to flush.

♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫
♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫
♫ Don't forget to flush again ♫
♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫

by Telephony September 12, 2016

PP Poo Poo

When your mom asks what is in this heavy, stinky, brown sock, you might say, "PP Poo Poo." She will completely understand.

Mom: Hey I found this sock under your bed. It is brown and wet. It also smells like poop. What is in this sock tell me or your grounded.
You: PP Poo Poo
Mom: Oh ok, your off the hook. You know when I was your age I also had a PP Poo Poo sock. It's a phase all teenagers go through.

by Einstein Epstein October 12, 2020

stinky poo poos

the gas that emits from the creepy crawlers in nazi zombies for black ops

watch your b theres some stinky poo poos comin behind you!

by LaCasa December 6, 2010

There's poo-poo on the floor

When you find that your beloved pet dog has defecated all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't shit in the stereo ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫

by Telephony August 30, 2016