polish sausage

A very white, yet large, penis

Girl 1) "He's so white and gross"

Girl 2) "Yeah, I know, but i heard he has a polish sausage."

Girl 1) "That's so hot."

by PrettyStonePark January 27, 2016

Polish Swinger

A person that defecates in a hot tub full of people. To poop in a hot tub. A piece of crap floating in the hot tub.

"Dude, last night me and some fine ladies was hanging out in the hot tub, when all of a sudden, one of them released a polish swinger!" "Why didn't you invite me over?"

by Guy Poulin December 12, 2012

Polish Helicopter

When you Six Pack a baby and spin it above your head.

Christopher Walken was arrested for giving a polish helicopter to Suri Cruise

by nyjets630 May 4, 2009

Polishing the Canoe

The act of female masturbation.

Shawna became overwhelmed by her fantasies of Rick and began polishing the canoe furiously.

by ricktheaddj October 8, 2009

Polish the dice

To give a blow job. The next step after roll the dice.

Guy 1: She isn't ready to smoosh, but she totally will polish the dice.
Guy 2: Damn I could use a good dice polishing!

by Muracle Whip, Kpo & C-Unit December 4, 2010

Polish Escape Room

A Polish Escape Room is a style of escape room where you have a time limit to find clues and escape the room. In a Polish Escape Room, if you don't find the clues to escape, the building burns down with you inside it.

Five teenage girls went to a Polish Escape Room, but didn't solve the clues in time, so the building burned down with them in it.

by Sunblazer5 January 5, 2019

The polish door hinge

Typically involves a lady of larger stature and a thick polish sausage along with a can do attitude. Strip the larger lass down naked and lay her flat on her back. Gently warm the sausage in a microwave, now insert the sausage into the vagina for a period until orgasm is almost reached then at that moment jam the sausage right up the anus. Her legs will slam shut like a well oiled door hinge. The element of surprise is a must and it is advised to be wearing sneakers as you may require a quick getaway. If you do want to eat the sausage later a condom is recommended.

Peter: have you see that girl down at the local deli?
Frank: do you mean the plus sized girl?
Peter: yeah thats her, we got into a bit on friday night and i gave her the polish door hinge!
Frank: was that polish sausage and cheese sandwiches you made us for lunch??
Peter: ummmmm yeah...

by Frank Fontain May 23, 2019