pert plus

the act of ejaculating in someone's hair while they are asleep, preferably after a night together where one(the giver) does not receive what he/she deserved instead is unhappy(e.g. blueballs) with the results of the night.

i pleased her all night and in return nothing, so i gave her a pert plus...booya

by monkeydan January 8, 2008

urma-plus

A slightly older man in his 40's, that has a turtle shaped face, and is one to becoming a future pedophile.

oh my god, today when we went golfing we were paired up with this urma-plus. He was starring at us all game.

by morgan freeman. July 25, 2009

faith plus one

The greatest Christian rock band in the world.

Faith plus one is the greatest band in the world.

by E_Cartman December 11, 2013

mid plus

Rating somewhere between W and mid.
Scale:
G.O.A.T. or W (10) > mid plus (6-7) > mid (5) >
mid minus (3-4) > Cheugy or L (1)

She was driving one of those first-gen Tacomas. I was salty. Finna simp for that mid plus snack for a ride, no cap.

by currently_hangry November 2, 2022

Jon and Kate Plus 8

A completely stupid show about Jon and Kate who through a rather unfortunate genetic mistake, had twins. Even worse, a few years later, some of Jon's sperm decided to SERIOUSLY get drunk and give kate SIX KIDS AT ONCE. (perhaps powerthirst had something to do with this) Anyhow, this show really, REALLY sucks. After however 5 years of this bullsh*t, no one gives a damn anymore, UNTIL OH NO WTF JON CHEATING WHAAAAAAAT. Jon has been cheating on kate, and for the money, they've been keeping up the charade. So they're ENORMOUS attention whores. No one cares. Go away.

M: Did you see Jon and Kate Plus 8 last night?
J: You actually watch that? You dumbass, there's NO REASON TO WATCH THAT? GO AWAY!!!!!!! (stab)

How all conversations about this show should go.

by Justin Gerard February 1, 2010

your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven

how someone can decide how old he/she can go before dating someone who is older

Before I date any man who is older than me, I do the your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven math problem to make sure he is not too old for me.

by kimmickal September 13, 2009

sparks plus

Keeps you up, and F**ks you up.

Josh, I would like to partake in an inhibition lowering beverage so that I may preform exceedingly dangerous/foolish activities, yet I wish to remain awake long enough to do said activities.

Joel, drink Sparks Plus

by Terry F April 25, 2008