Softball Pitch 

When someone does something that's makes it too unfair to embarass or joke about them about it.

Obama: "Hey Joe, I just won the Nobel Peace Prize!"

Biden: "Really? And for not doing anything either!"

Obama: "Really...seriously Joe? Did you really have to swing at the softball pitch?"

Softball Pitch by Bimsta October 10, 2009

Obama Pitch 

An Epic Failure to any physical activity, like the starting pitch Obama made, that was thrown off camera.

Guy 1:"Hmm, I don't think that I've seen anyone fail so badly..."
Guy 2:"Total Obama Pitch..."

Obama Pitch by Xx.mollie.xX July 23, 2009

perfect pitch 

Perfect pitch is when someone throws an accordian and it hits a bagpipe.

Lawrence heaved his accordian and it hit Scotty's bagpipes to the great relief of all who can hear.

perfect pitch by duels May 13, 2005

slow pitch 

When a ping pong ball is gently forced (shot) out of a vagina worthy of the task. Usually performed while laying on her back, if peformed while standing it is just gross.

During a game of beer pong in the garage, some ass stepped on the last ball in use. Then, to our dismay, Stephanie slow pitched us our replacement. Thanks Steph!

slow pitch by theryno June 5, 2007

first pitch pinch 

while chilling in the dugout you grab a pinch of your favorite dip and throw it in before the first pitch of the ball game to ensure good luck... F.P.P

David: Dude you got a chew I need a first pitch pinch?

first pitch pinch by fmubaseball January 18, 2009

a perfect pitch 

When you take a dump and go to wipe your arse and the paper comes away clean.

I took a shit yesterday and when i wiped the tp came up clean... I had thrown a perfect pitch!

a perfect pitch by Fiddler234 January 6, 2017

coach pitch 

When a ball is pitched to the t-stand by the coach for the player to hit.

Nick is playing coach pitch today because he is a child

coach pitch by Nickisghey February 11, 2017