Physics

An incredibly hard subject undertaken by highschool students who believe it will help them achieve great things in later life or, in many cases, to simply have something to brag about to their friends. However, it is often realised after two years of bashing one's own brains out with the incredibly thick textbook that accompanies the subject, that it really was not worth pulling those all-nighters just to fail the ridiculously hard tests.

Students often drop the subject after the sad realisation that they have the ability to calculate the centripetal force of their overall school grade as it circles the proverbial drain.

Physics stole my sanity.

by LoopholeTT July 12, 2009

Physical Property

It could be observed or measured without changing the substance.

A physical property is malleability and density.

by andy32291 November 26, 2018

monkey physics

The inexplicable physics that dictates the world of Nintendo's "Super Monkey Ball" games.

The monkey physics made it so when I barely tapped the bomb I flew way over my mark.

by Stuart J December 5, 2005

physco

a morons way of spelling psycho

random dude #1: my ex gf is a physco bitch!!

random dude #2: i think you mean "psycho" dude

by Dr Jester February 1, 2009

physco

How not to spell 'psycho'

Dick 12: LOL HE WENT PHYSCO!
Dick 233242: No he didnt.

by Sometwat October 18, 2008

Physics

Better than biology

Teacher: Are you enjoying Physics?
Student: Better than biology(and chem).

by infernodeathviper November 4, 2016

Physical Friends

noun. A less sleezy-sounding version of friends with benefits.

(A.K.A. Physical Friendship)

1. "Are you and Carolyn dating?"

"No, we're just physical friends"

2. "So, you guys have sex but aren't emotionally involved?"

"Yeah. It's a physical friendship."

by The Labeouffster January 18, 2009