Polish Plumber

Tossing salad using pureed polish sausage or kielbasa instead of syrup.

We had plenty of leftover sausage, so I had my wife give me a Polish Plumber.

by Master Plumber January 27, 2008

plumber

when someone is constipated then you relieve them of it by having anal, which could result in shit all over you.

She was horny.. wanted anal, but didn't tell me she was constipated. I was the plumber that night.

by Brownsound September 10, 2004

playing plumber

Basic description: slang for masturbating

Complex description: occurs when a guy is masturbating in bed and someone finds him with his pants down. he then, trying to think of an excuse, claims he was "playing plumber" (get it...plumbers pants are always falling down when they lean over)

i walked in on him masturbating, and in a panic he told me he was playing plumber

by retarded hobo September 15, 2008

Plumber's Delight

A shit deposited directly into a toilet tank.

Theres a piece of shit in the toilet tank!

by Henley Stanfordsontownville October 24, 2003

Pumber

The act of giving a girl an orgasm using your hand above clothing

Boyfriend: "Do you want me to give you a pumber?"

by Pumkip August 3, 2016

polish plumber

Pouring pureed Kielbasa into a girl's asshole, then butt fucking her so hard that shit-basa splashes back on your balls.

My wife's fat ass was constapated, so I gave her the Polish Plumber.

by BGDH January 10, 2009

plumber kick

In SSBM pressing the A button in the air while holding no direction with the directional stick. Results in a neutral kick in the air that can out-prioritize directional A moves in the air by an opponent.

NOTE: Does not necessarily produce a "kick" with all characters, but still makes a neutral move.

Also known as "neutral kick" or "sex kick".

Stupid fag level 9 Mario always gets me with his gay plumber kick!!

by Astor May 24, 2005