Poop in Public Pause or PPP

When pooping in a public restroom and someone walks in. You wait until they're gone so you can continue your poop.
Hence, the Poop in Public Pause.

Dude, I had the longest "Poop in Public Pause or PPP" in my life. I was at work the other day and couldn't hold my BM 'til I got home. It was going great until someone walked in and didn't leave for what seemed like 15 minutes.

by Dick Dasturdley August 22, 2010

phased

Disheartened, forlorn, stunned in a negative way

"Man, you lost, but don't be phased."

by David December 15, 2004

phaserburn

When you touch a phaser and recieve a burn or slight blemish.

Leeroy grabbed his phaser after he shot it, and recieved a phaserburn.

by AJtheGiant November 26, 2006

out of phase

Much confused with out of synch, it means that two objects are not in synchronization or are opposing each other. Can be used as an insult if pointed at a single person, meaning "Out of touch with reality"

1. My speakers are out of phase.. i must have crossed the wires
-or-
2. Me and my ex-GF are so out of phase
-or-
3. Bill is SO out of phase

by FinalPhoenix September 24, 2003

Pauseload

AIDS/HIV Positive Semen

Sally: "Hey Julia, how was your date with Bob? Did you give him head?"

Julia: "Fuck no! I heard Bob sleeps around. He could have mad Pauseloads!"

by Kazak Potassium #1 August 21, 2008

Phaseologist

A person who studies phaseology.

Guy1: Dude, why do I phase-out a lot

Guy2: Maybe you should see a phaseologist

by Phased-out October 21, 2010

phase of the moon dependent

A slang phrase for insanity. Could also be used when speaking about a werewolf.

Roger: Great, Dom's out swimming in the ocean during the storm

John: Nothing new there, we both know he's phase of the moon dependent

by Wacko Deluxe July 5, 2012