Phantom Caca

The sensation that you get when you have to take a shit, only to find out as soon as you sit on toilet that at most it was just a fart. Not to be confused with sharting.

I must have been nervous because I thought I had to go to the bathroom but it turned out to just be phantom caca.

by pitufa May 10, 2014

phantom shiter

Someone who shits in people's school bags or back packs

Guy: oh I must just get my backpack
Guy:what the hell is that smell

Guy: OMG the phantom shiter strikes agian

by Therealgal February 8, 2014

Phantom Turd Snake

When a person feels they have let out the longest log turd of all time, only to look in the toilet and see a rabbit pellet looking shit. The feeling is most disappointing for twitter shitters everywhere.

"I was going to tweet about this giant shit I took, but alas it was a phantom turd snake."

Not to be confused with "phantom shit"

by Stephanie Sunfire October 19, 2014

Phantom Gay

A boy who pretends to be a homosexual in hopes of girls being comfortable enough with him to show him, or even let him touch, their ass or tiddies.

Boy 1: I told Melissa that I'm gay and she invited me to the girls sleepover!
Boy 2: So, you're a phantom gay.
Boy 1: Yup and I'm sure hoping to see some tits tonight.
Boy 2: Oh what a brave soldier you are.

by squid feet April 1, 2020

The Ass Phantom

A supposed paranormal apparition who often causes feces to disappear immediately following defecation.

"I was taking a shit and when I looked down to see the monstrous log I had created, it was gone! Nowhere to be seen!"

"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"

"Spooky!!!"

by TheAssPhantom April 30, 2013

Phantom Regiment

The finest drum corps to ever step onto a field. Class, elegance, passion, and power.

Did you see Phantom Regiment last week? Yeah man, that shit was Elite. 70 BMF. I want to try out. The other corps were okay I guess...but the Blue Devils sucked.

by SUTA! August 13, 2009

Phantom poo

A poo that hides behind the U bend of the toilet, therefore leaving only its phantom essence.

As I stared down in bewilderment down my empty toilet, the thought occured to me that I must have had a phantom poo.

by Jasta111 June 27, 2007