A rotting vaginal cavity, that in time creates an odor so unbearable it will cause instant paralysis. It may also contain the incredible ability to make men homosexual.
Easy MaXXX's phanooter is the sole reason manly-man Jimmy turned homosexual, causing us great grief.
by Chris Flint May 20, 2004
Get the phanooter mug.Farts with questionable origin or cause. Not to be confused with the source of the gas (i.e. your butt, your friend's butt).
by jWizzle & jShizzle October 23, 2005
Get the phantom flatulence mug.When someone who has recently lost a hand or arm mimicks, or claims to feel, the act of giving himself a stranger.
Since Ron lost his jacking hand in a horrible gardening accident he has caught himself engaging in giving himself a phantom stranger.
by Dizpatso April 21, 2008
Get the phantom stranger mug.Work seems so long, as long as it would on a friday. After its out, you have the best night ever. You go to hooters, see the hottest babes you have ever come across. Pick one up(maybe two). Then go see a movie, go back to the apartment and bang multiple times. After midnight, you are thinking wow that was the best night ever! Then you see the clock and how late it is. Thinking tomorrow is saturday.
No worries I can sleep in tomorrow, and remember"I have to go to work. AH FUCK MY LIFE! I just had a Phantom Friday."
No worries I can sleep in tomorrow, and remember"I have to go to work. AH FUCK MY LIFE! I just had a Phantom Friday."
by TANK 53 April 7, 2010
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by thecomicgeek July 3, 2011
Get the Phallocrat mug.A man of great wealth and extreme sexiness that a woman claims as her own. Calling someone your Phat Daddy means they are your main hoe, and you are in a relationship.
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