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Bronze Age Pervert 

Right wing twitter personality also known simply as 'BAP', does podcasts and wrote a strange cult book named 'Bronze Age Mindset'.

Notorious anonymous German nihilist and pagan shilling Nietzschian, Schopenhauerian and pre-Socratic thought and philosophy via written and spoken word. Fills his posts with Zyzzian internet slang, speaks with a fake Russian accent and decorates his postings with pictures of modern day kouroi. Probably a schizophrenic humanities grad school drop-out who spends too much time in the gym.
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Frosty The Pervert 

What was once Frosty The Snowman, is now Frosty The Pervert, he is Frosty The Snowman's evil brother, he is a rebel, and dispises x-mas!
Beating his meat all over the street, look at Frosty go!!!

Sliding his hands all over his glands, his cum is white as snow!!! o.O wow that Frosty The Pervert for you! lol
Frosty The Pervert by jecemini January 12, 2008
Perverts are those who does things which others just wish to do and abuse ,who are doing that.
See him,what a pervert.
Pervert by ASri August 20, 2008

Pervert Beard 

facial hair that peeks only in certain areas, this is a very sporadic looking beard.
Vlad has not shaved in three weeks and you can clearly notice the absence of hair in certain areas of his face, thus Vlad has a Pervert Beard.
Pervert Beard by VanMan2424 May 14, 2010

Food Pervert 

Someone who gets kinky with their food. likes to spice it up, PAST the norm. some maple syrup on my turkey bagel sandwhich, if you know what i mean.

the ocassional dressing mixture isnt perverted enough.
FOOD PERVERT; bacon maple bars, from VooDoo Dounuts, Ketchup tossed salads, carrots dipped in chocolate, peanut butter lettuce cheese and ham sandwhich, ect.
all add maple syrup.
Food Pervert by Rachtita February 7, 2010

Auto-Pervert 

A sick and/or drunk loser who rolls down his car window and shouts unwelcome, explicit comments to a woman or girl walking down the street as he speeds by. Sometimes he simply honks his horn several times and waves or blows kisses. Common comments include remarks about the woman's breast size, "yo bitch!," "hey, sexy!" "suck my dick!" ect. Women who are young, attractive, or have large breasts are more prone to abuse by auto-perverts.

Often the auto-pervert is with one or more of his male friends, but never with his girlfriend for obvious reasons.
I swear, Imma flick off the next auto-pervert who disturbs me when I'm walking to work!

The auto-perverts haven't bothered me lately. Maybe they don't like my short haircut or my weight gain...
Auto-Pervert by Big-busted "bitch" November 26, 2010

facebook pervert 

A man who trolls facebook for attractive women to friend request. 90% of his friend list is young women he doesn't know or will never meet.
Facebook pervert is a man who adds numerous women so other men will look at his friends list and think he's a pimp.
facebook pervert by donna belle December 4, 2013