Peruvian Pacifier

When your chick just won’t shut up so you shove a dick in her mouth.

“My baby mama would not stop crying about bullshit so I gave her a Peruvian Pacifier.”

by TUTUthecarwashboy May 27, 2025

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Peruvian Chest Wax

To empty ones anal cavity, using a transfor pump, onto there significant others pectoral region

That girl is a freak, all she wanted was a Peruvian chest wax

by ur mutha April 16, 2015

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Peruvian Persuasion

When you perform a double titty twister/purple nurple on an unsuspecting unconscious person in order to see if they are able to be aroused from their slumber.

Man, Dr. Vega totally used his Peruvian Persuasion on that patient that wasn't waking up.

by Karz31 September 24, 2020

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Peruvian Hot Pocket

When a Peruvian man named "Robert" defecates into the mouth of a Llama who is actively peeing into the asshole of said man named "Robert".

Tyler, I will not be in the office today due to the Peruvian Hot Pocket that I had last night.

by peruvian lover August 05, 2022

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Peruvian Spin-off

When your partner is riding your penis and your buddy spins the recipient counter clockwise creating upward lift and the recipient spins off the penis.

"Oh yeah me and my mates had a few drinks and took this girl home for a Peruvian spin-off"

by Mr Mcdonald March 10, 2017

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