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Peruvian Coffee

A way of describing a terrible, awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. Often used to insult someone who doesn't take showers or care about personal hygiene. This term has nothing to do with Peruvian people or their culture. It also has nothing to do with the coffee itself other than it's smell.
Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, you smell like Peruvian Coffee!
by ugaatl September 8, 2025
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Peruvian Double Take

The act of ejaculating on a girls bush and letting it age for at least a month to a year. Then taking shears and revealing her Inca temple and then Indiana Jones that shit face first and then bust a nut in her cooch and then push her down the stairs.
"She was a thing of beauty I knew I had to make a Peruvian Double Take with this lady"
by Dr. Fell Boien June 4, 2024
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Peruvians

-“Hey dude, you know who invented pisco?”
-“Of course! The Peruvians!”
by checaso December 20, 2018
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Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation
I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
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Peruvian Sunglasses

Following 2 or more rounds of intercourse, two of the condoms are rolled back, as if just taken out of the package. Then, an individual places them on their eyes, as if wearing a monocle.
Dude, we went all night long. After, I told her to put her Peruvian Sunglasses on.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a coccaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation
I felt a little chivalrous towards this chick Tiffany’s brown eye blues that I met on tinder! So I gave her the Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before I violated her middle back pocket
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
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Peruvian Scooby Snacks

When you solve the mystery of finding the clit and are rewarded by performing the most volatile cunnilingus on the chunkiest coochie imaginable
Dude, dude I found it!

Found what?

The clit! When I found it she let me nom-nom on her Peruvian Scooby Snacks!
by OG Bemper June 14, 2023
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