Girl 1: Have you slept with Larry yet? Girl 2: No not yet. Girl 1: I heard he has a pencil cock. Girl 2: Oh great, that means he won't even touch the sides.
by jimmybomm October 15, 2020
Get the pencil cockmug. Someone who always takes your pencils, and collects your pencils, and turns out being your best friend!
by sisterjames3.5 March 11, 2019
Get the Pencil Thiefmug. guy 1: hey so what's with you cock why does it look like a pencil?
guy 2: because i have a pencil cock.
guy 1: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
guy 2: because i have a pencil cock.
guy 1: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
by KingVerneus May 13, 2023
Get the Pencil Cockmug. When wood pencils just aren’t enough. These became popular roughly in the 2nd grade, kids would screech over these. A long thin piece of graphite, commonly found in the 0.3 to 0.9mm range. Finding one of these on the floor, especially when there is a lot of led inside of it is a status symbol of clout and wealth within the school walls. Kids will also cry when they loose one. Consider it your lucky day if you find a loaded mechanical pencil on the floor. You can buy a few pencils for one if you’re lucky! These are the best writing tools you can get access to, and since no one buys them, it may take a while to get one.
Kid: Dude, I just found a loaded mechanical pencil.
Other kid: How much led is inside?
Kid: 4 full sticks bro.
Other kid: Lucky! Toss me one?
Kid: Gonna cost you some cash brother.
Other kid: How much led is inside?
Kid: 4 full sticks bro.
Other kid: Lucky! Toss me one?
Kid: Gonna cost you some cash brother.
by Boing Doinkus December 20, 2018
Get the Mechanical Pencilmug. by Deifinerrrr November 6, 2021
Get the Thomas pencilmug. by McSmithy April 17, 2017
Get the pencil rainmug. by barffbag November 16, 2018
Get the pencil fuckmug.