horse's patootie

OLD SKOOL for ass, dumbass, moron, butt, horse's butt -- smell and all

Take the lens covers off the binoculars--you might see better.
Well, ain't I the horse's patootie!

Don't ASSuME. It makes a horse's patootie out of U and ME.

by Harry H. Hardstone January 14, 2010

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cutey-patootie

a slang term for someone who you, yourself, see as cute beyond belief. although can be seen as patronising so make sure it's put across well

commenting someone's myspace/facebook/bebo picture perhaps "someone's a cutey-patootie"

by DaveyMuffin May 27, 2008

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border patrol

someone who stops mexicans from getting to america

Border Patrol:
Dude you see that maexican trying to jump the border?
Yeah *powpowpowpow*
Got him.

by looloolooivegotsomeapples March 22, 2009

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pig patrol

a slang for police officers on duty doing a routine check in a residential neighborhood, city buildings, parks ect. in their patrol cars.

the pig patrol showed up at school today and caught 2 kids vandilizing school property

by maz51 September 9, 2008

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cyber patrol

Cyber Patrol. N. A fascist internet filtering service bent on spreading the words of late Adolf Hitler to schools and homes accross America.

by Horodrim Alex, Historian October 21, 2003

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A one man sensual strip show that forcefully enters common areas and performs for unexpecting women. The strip usually includes empty vodka handles and a fluorescent colored vest which is then removed to expose a bare chest with well developed pectorals. The audience/prey is usually a lone female who appears to be having no fun. While the motive of the fun patrol is unclear, it is believed that the Fun Patrol performs in hopes of securing a potential "Bang"

"-I heard Pete was on fun patrol in the quad last night.
-Yea that poor girl was borderline violated by his strip tease..."

by Pete the Banger December 15, 2010

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