patshetic

what the new england patriots are
they sure are pathetic

did you watch the superbowl?
yea man the giants dominated the pats
yea because they are patshetic

patshetic by marc craven February 3, 2008

Athletico Pathetico

The name given to the football team with the best looking, best playing and nicest kit wearing players...but ugliest goalkeeper.

"That team are the Athletico Pathetico of their division"

"If Higgins Allstars were more of an Athletico Pathetico they wouldn't have finished bottom and had to rename and rebrans themselves."

"Tottenham are the worst team in the division, certainly not an Athletico Pathetico of a side, though their keeper is ugly".

Athletico Pathetico by AthPath May 21, 2009

Patheticon 

Someone who is an icon in patheticness.

Tommy: you saw what idiot Beckham did on TV yesterday?
Johnny: yes, he's no soccer idol... a patheticon at best
Tommy: what about his ludicrous display last night?
Johnny: pathetic... totally pathetic!

Patheticon by OffBeatDrummer October 26, 2020

pathepic 

Something pathetic to epic proportions.

Bob: Sarah talked to me today
Joe: And?
Bob: I peed my pants...
Joe: What??
Bob: ...in front of her.
Joe: Wow, pathepic.

pathepic by Hober Mallow March 17, 2009

pathetisad 

Adj. : Patheisad is indeed a combination of the words "pathetic" and "sad" and should only be used in the most comical of situations, usually to describe how lame someone is.

Frank: Did you see Pete try to pick up that chick with that shitty ass line?
Dave: Yea, that shit is pathetisad.

pathetisad by Lia M. April 29, 2006

Patheticize

Noun: To be pathetic

You have just been patheticized.

Patheticize by Mineshtailor123 March 5, 2009

patheticore 

The third major and final subdivision of "softcore." Used to describe something that is so incredibly stupid, brainless, ignorant and nonbeneficial to the human history that, if it one day disappears from the face of the planet, no one will notice or ever care. Used as a total insult.

things patheticore:
Paris Hilton, reality television, Bang Bus, MTV, Fox primetime programming (except Family Guy), boho chic, slasher flicks, most Adult Swim toons

patheticore by TheBehotch June 25, 2006