patheticore

The third major and final subdivision of "softcore." Used to describe something that is so incredibly stupid, brainless, ignorant and nonbeneficial to the human history that, if it one day disappears from the face of the planet, no one will notice or ever care. Used as a total insult.

things patheticore:
Paris Hilton, reality television, Bang Bus, MTV, Fox primetime programming (except Family Guy), boho chic, slasher flicks, most Adult Swim toons

by TheBehotch June 25, 2006

patheticated

to be pathetically dedicated to something

That kid is patheticated to being a jerk.

by Patrick Dave January 29, 2009

Pathetiwhore

Grown ass women who take "selfies" of themselves with shit cell phone cameras wearing too tight outfits, while standing in the bathroom they're too lazy to clean while their kids wait for supper.. and then plaster them all over social networking sites.

Did you see his Mom's Facebook profile... She is such a Pathetiwhore..

by Thedude78 August 31, 2012

Patheticon

What a pathetic person, like my brother, would be if they were a Transformer.

Wow...if my brother were a Transformer, he would most definitely be a Patheticon.

by Chris DiMartino March 11, 2007

patheticameta

Way beyond pathetic

I drink so much coffee it's patheticameta

by Awahi April 9, 2004

Athletico Pathetico

The name given to the football team with the best looking, best playing and nicest kit wearing players...but ugliest goalkeeper.

"That team are the Athletico Pathetico of their division"

"If Higgins Allstars were more of an Athletico Pathetico they wouldn't have finished bottom and had to rename and rebrans themselves."

"Tottenham are the worst team in the division, certainly not an Athletico Pathetico of a side, though their keeper is ugly".

by AthPath May 21, 2009

Patheticon

Someone who is an icon in patheticness.

Tommy: you saw what idiot Beckham did on TV yesterday?
Johnny: yes, he's no soccer idol... a patheticon at best
Tommy: what about his ludicrous display last night?
Johnny: pathetic... totally pathetic!

by OffBeatDrummer October 26, 2020