Pants Salute

1) When a man encounters a beautiful woman (Or man, if that's your thing), he gives her a raise of his third leg in honor of her beauty.

2) A salute from downstairs.
"Hey, Steve. Do you have a cucumber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Neither, Rick. I just saw thing hot girl, and I had to give her a pants salute."
by Jeriphro November 04, 2016
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Fashion Pants

Pants that, from a distance, may appear to be slacks, but are really jeans or chinos.
"Hey Joseph, nice slacks."

"No, he's not wearing slacks. Those are fashion pants."

"How can you tell?"

"There are no pleats or lines down the middle. The material is also not as nice. Fashion pants are much more casual."

"What's the difference? Those pants look nice too."
by Fashionpants August 13, 2012
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Eat Pant

ONLY PANT CAN SUSTAIN ME!!!
by King K Karter March 02, 2018
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sad in the pants

1 )When a person is subject to something so depressing or disheartening that it eliminates or prevents all evidence of sexual arousal.

2 )The opposite of being happy in the pants.

1 )Shannon was really mean to me before Christmas; I was sad in the pants for a whole week.

2 )Today Claire told me that just because I was necessary didn't mean I was important. That made me sad in the pants.

by Michael Thomas December 19, 2006
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space pants

Pants that make one's ass look out of this world.
"Are those space pants? 'Cause your ass is out of this world."
by SeaBat June 11, 2006
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conservative pants

A term to describe the clothes worn by a man that is attempting to appear older and more mature than he actually is. Usually used to impress an older woman.
Mike's been all about the conservative pants ever since he's been with that older girl. Oh Mikey!
by Knot Important 2o1 December 14, 2007
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Banter Pants

The pants that must be worn securely around the waist that allows for excessive use of office and friendly banter to ensure no-one gets 'hurt'.
Yo, do you have you banter pants on? 'Cause I'm about to throw shit at ya.
by laking_everything January 22, 2020
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