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panty condensation

when a female becomes wet, (horny) the liquid that is discharged from her vagina and lines the panties.
I was gettin with this chick, an when she took her pants off she had some mad panty condensation.

her roast beef curtains gave off some sick panty condensation.
by derrick nelly nelson October 26, 2009
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Panty Cactus

When pubic hair reaches a thickness and length so that it pokes through the material of underwear, obviously more apparent in females.

Most often the result of not shaving/waxing for a while.
I hooked up with Jenny on the weekend, but dude you shoulda seen the panty cactus! I told her to shave then come back.
by Faff October 28, 2007
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Sick in the panties

A known phrase relating to a woman's menstrual cycle. Often times resembling a gunshot wound, or serious situation that warrants severe blood loss. If combined with a work out and oral stimulation, some may seem to be experience an afrodisiac.
AMon: Hey Alonzo, dude how was the creature last night?
Alonso: Oh wey it was alright, but she was sick in the panties and now it looks like I was shot in the leg.
by AlexMon April 14, 2010
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fur panty

A condition that occurs when a woman's bush has been neglected to the point that it grows wide, high, and thick until it looks like (and provides as much coverage) as pair of fur granny-panties. The most extreme cases extend all the way up to the belly-button from hip to hip. Made popular by most actresses in 1970's European porn and hippies. Also see wookie bush
The girl I picked up at the bluegrass festival must have had on a fur panty, I'm still picking pubes out of my teeth.
by JJcruiser June 26, 2008
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granny panties

Large, often frilly underpants still rocked by the aging beauties of the Greatest Generation. When worn properly, they hold in a woman's paunch, helping to streamline the figure (and, by that measure, to accentuate the bosom).
However, due to changing fashions, including the popularization of midriff exposure and post-sexual revolution distaste for too many strappy accoutrements, such as garters and slips, granny panties have stopped being associated with classy babes, and are now usually only associated with gross old ladies.
"Ok, I think you can take the curlers out now. How are those granny panties fitting?"
"Um, you know I love you and everything, but why is it your fantasy to dress me up like your grandma?"
"Ew, no! You're supposed to be Lauren Bacall in 'To Have and Have Not'!"
by dimplodocus October 2, 2007
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Panty Shot

When you see up the skirt of a girl and see her pantys.
"5 year old panty shot in the brain, I didn't even touch her so I cant be blamed."
by Chub chub and moROSE October 22, 2003
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Panty Pooping

the best fetish ever.

When a girl poops in her panties for boyfriend/husband, and he either masturbates or has anal sex with her poop-lubed butt. Pictures are great. Especially anime.
Me and my girl just discovered panty pooping! When I saw her panties bulging out, I got a huge hard on. I never knew poop was so erotic!!!
by Wowzerz2point0 July 31, 2009
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