rubning one out

The act of misspelling words while masturbating online.
Jonas was rubning one out when he sexted me about his new imaginary girlfriend.
by ratracer11 May 04, 2014
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Scratch one’s brains out

Thinking about something really hard but couldn’t figure it out
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bone one out

When two people of consensual age get together for mutually agreed upon quick intercourse.
Hey girl let's go bone one out.
by Kildopan July 17, 2017
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grunt one out

(usu. derogatory) give birth. Derived from the sound made after the command "push, push, push!!!"
Michelle has been knocked up forever, when is she gonna grunt one out?!
by Samuel Francisco October 02, 2014
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grindin' one out

Masturbating to the point where you're basically grinding your penis
"Bro, did you SEE Tyler grindin' one out? That dude's nasty!"
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Leg One Out

Gooner terminology for masturbating without any aids, such as porn, lotion etc, typically used when pleasing oneself. This form of dry masturbation usually involves a bator using just their imagination (Spankbank) or watching something fairly SFW on TV or online. It is the pinnacle of goonerism as it shows one's ability to beat off without needing sexual stimulants and how dedicated they are to cumming as they "struggle" their way to a cumshot.

AKA "L1o"
Brickzilla: I know Courtney Cronin is probably causing many men to Leg one out, whenever she's on TV.

Girthmasterr: It's probably the same way for Taylor Rooks and Lindsay Hamilton whenever she does SC in a short skirt

Johnny Champ: I feel the same way about Julia Rose Glover and Courtney Simonne Hawthornwaite
by GermanGoon January 13, 2025
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Kurl one out

To Kurl one out is to cyber shit out pointless emails, usually with ulterior motives. To diarrhoea buddy requests in a desperate attempt to appear popular.
Kurl one out
She kurled one out again, the sad desperate fuck, delete unread.
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Kurl one out
She kurled one out again, the sad desperate fuck, delete unread.
by Spamfritter July 17, 2008
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