by Light Joker October 26, 2005
The named ascribed to a mythical creature which is behind all bad things that happen to you in the country of Pakistan. The Monkey Paw is a common urban legend for which locals place blame on for issues ranging from food poisioning to problems with local authorities to running out of hot water at the crappy house you live in. Bottom line? It's freaking everywhere!
Boy did I really get sick last night; the freaking Monkey Paw just reached up and grabbed my colon. The Money Paw snagged me last night as I passed through Customs... I didn't know alcohol was illegal! Its like The Monkey Paw just pushes cars on to the wrong side of the road in this country!
by kukotraveler May 09, 2012
The aft of corralling the stank of one's flatulence into the cup of one's hand to then offer to a nearby dog, cat, bitch, etc... Similar to dutch oven mitt but more for dogs, as they love it!
by ReverendOlaf December 22, 2011
by Niglet king August 10, 2021
When a man makes his hand look like a chicken talon with the thumb sticking forward to anally stimulate his girl while he hits it doggy style. Usually used as a way of "testing the waters" for ass play.
I was trying to see if she liked ass play so i tested her with a chicken paw while I was hitting it from behind. She pushed my hand away so I knew to go no further.
by TheOneWhoSkeetz October 06, 2017
Throwin in a Huge chew into you lower lip. It is called the hogs paw because you have to pinch this chew with three fingers
by Greg iv June 12, 2007
When you are on your period during the full moon—- you grow your legs into kicker paws aka dog back legs because you have to run quick to get food
by OnlyBS October 25, 2019